Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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muahzzbaybee 0
break up with him
baronjman 2
he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better
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Comments (405)
PhillyFox 0
Are you sure he was serious? Tell him to **** off.
monkeyspark 6
Take away the sex.
judetheobvious 0
YDI for not realising how much of a bellend he was for TWO AND A HALF YEARS.
daofao3 0
slap that bitch idc who he thinks he is lol
marquisallover 0
have a pot of grits waiting on the stove and when it comes time that you feel he might like some ask him if he wants a plate if you get what i mean
judetheobvious 0
wut? you gonna serve him grits? what kinda punishment is that?? mtfu
Anon17564 3
You will always have one form of control - the door is always there. Leave the less-evolved prick behind and find someone else. Or, go all domme on him and beat his arse for the infraction. See how he likes it.
myfriend_youfail 3
And you boyfriend even got canine hierarchy wrong. Aww bless him, the sweet little lad! The bitch of the alpha male is the alpha female, and she has the highest female rank in the pack. Usually, she is the only female in the pack allowed to breed. The other females must babysit and help care for her pups, as must the omega of the pack (the lowest ranking member, often on the verge of becoming an outcast). The beta is the second-strongest in the pack besides the alpha pair, it is NOT the alpha male's mate. Your boyfriend is not only a misogynist, he's a stupid one at that. Dump his worthless ass, and as an "I'm breaking up with you" present, get him a few books about wolves.
GeorgeBoosh 0
Ha ha ha. It's so true. Welcome to Islam.
fmlreader2010 0
How did you not already know this after 2.5 yrs?
rubix910 2
this is obviousely fake or the op's bf was joking and she put it in fml out of context . but if its real, the break up with him.