By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 481
You deserved it 10 379

Same thing different taste


ydi for punching a girl.. shame on you, OP

I had when people laugh so loudly on he phone it's so annoying I would have punch the guy in the face haha

Jewban, I have no ******* idea what you just said...

(my first comment hasn't appeared..) Why is it a YDI because he hit a girl? 'Yeah, so he woke up and punched this guy in the face, but it's ok because most guys can take it.' Are you mental? It's not alright if anyone gets hit, not just girls.

I also have " hit random girl in the face when anything unexpected happens" reflexes.

MichellinMan 20


Really? They're the ones that "make zero sense"? What are you, a kindergartener?

you should come to China. you'd be surprise with the quantities of chineses sleeping in the bus

I used to do it all the time, it's really easy to do when you have gym class combined with boring classes and you stay up late smoking weed and chilling with your peeps

dickster 0

Supersparta, yea... That's a great way to spend your nights...

thats what you get for not controlling your reflexes. lol. was that an oxymoron? probably not. but i tried. fragment sentences. are fun.

xninix_fml 36

Lol you can't control your reflexes. That's why they are called that :p

zebrapattern 6

how the hell is making a fist, pulling it back then pushing your fist out directly at someone's head a reflex- instantly after you were just unconscious?

sipher16 0

pdsd I've seen guys come out of sleep brandishing knives. one of my buddies tried to strangle me when I woke him up screaming "who sent you!?!?" we laugh about it now but it was purely a reflex.

my husband has woken up grabbing my arm and shaking me, or he hops up sure he's late for work, one time he even was kicking me and trying to choke me, all after he deployed but those are NOT normal responses for non marines. so op u probably should look into some therapy for your unnatural fight over flight reflex

ok I should say those are not normal responses for people who are non military or abuse victims or trauma survivors

11 all you have to do is clench your fist a little bit and swing your arm. If that's not a reflex, I don't know what is.

Was she turned towards you for some reason? How did you punch her in the face if she was sitting in front of you? And how long is your arm?

fricknugget 3

some buses r like that. i went on lots of em in rome :P

great that u didn't fart. that man would even laugh louder