Health, Annoying and Painful: This boils my piss

This boils my piss

By Boil Man - 01/12/2022 02:00

Today, I found out it's not normal to constantly develop boils in the same general areas. Some of those areas include: My neck, my abdomen, my forearm, my forehead, right next to my eyes, right below my armpit, right next to my genitals, and even directly on my penis. I want to rip my skin off. FML

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Rozay333 36

Thursday 1 December 2022 4:00

Could be HS

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Thursday 1 December 2022 12:13

Google says "Recurring boils may point to MRSA infection or an increase in other types of staph bacteria in the body. " which translate to GO SEE A DOCTOR!

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Rozay333 36

Thursday 1 December 2022 4:00

Could be HS

angeleyes0724 10

Thursday 1 December 2022 14:47

came here to say this

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Friday 2 December 2022 17:37

HS = hidradenitis suppurativa

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 December 2022 5:29

Plot twist: His name ironically is Lance.

Iamthebanzai22 21

Thursday 1 December 2022 7:21

Er.. If there is some funny stuff on your junk then maybe you should consider going for a broad spectrum STD screening.

Brightside86 30

Thursday 1 December 2022 12:13

Google says "Recurring boils may point to MRSA infection or an increase in other types of staph bacteria in the body. " which translate to GO SEE A DOCTOR!