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what a dumb **** old lady
Later, that lady caused a bomb panic when someone took out a pack of gum, then when a man was eating a banana, she apparently stopped him from shooting himself, and finally, she knocked a knife out of a child eating a popsicle.
The level of stupidity of this lady ... Is too damn high!!!
People are paranoid over everything my college campus went into lockdown because someone said they saw a student with a gun when it was actually an open umbrella; so when there's stupidity there's.....
There was a threat at my university about a guy walking around with a gun. It was the seat from his bike (bike seats are often stolen, or sometimes the lock is cut and the entire bicycle is stolen, but people don't steal bikes that are seatless).
The man must have been dumb as well for believing an old person. When you deal with an old person, please confirm it before taking action.
"No this is a bong." "BOMB!"
who the hell still uses breath spray?!?
People who still ride buses
Didn't she realize op was putting it in his mouth
I thought there comment was funny... *Hides under rock*
Crap! I meant their.. Sorry :(
I thought this was funny, I don't know why everyone's making a big deal out of it lol
I voted it down simply because I didn't think it was funny. o_O
Even if she did think it was pepper spray, why would she scream? It's not like a knife or a gun, you can't hijack a bus with it...
She probably thought OP was going to spray her...
Bro, if the TSA think you can hijack a plane with nail clippers, I think I can hijack a bug with pepper spray...
It sounds silly but pepper spray does hurt pretty bad...
17: Many older people aren't logical. They assume people are always out to get them... except for the ones that are there to help them (as in the kind folks who request thousands of dollars to help 'feed their starving children' and other scammers).
Sounds like you have had a great day...
Didn't even have to use the AK
At least the man who punched you helped the old lady. See, there is still faith in humanity.
Faith that if someone gives an indication of fear then the person closest to them will be attacked without hesitation? Great...
ice, cube.
Mmm...pepper spray is just so flavorful! It leaves your breath nice and spicy. But I don't understand why a scream from an old lady would make a guy punch OP in the jaw.
Yeah but if I thought a guy was hurting an old lady I wouldn't stop to ask him about it, I would actually try to help her. But the guy should have been able to see he was just usin breath spray...
32- Oohhh I thought mouths were for punching....
Minty flavored pepper spray: Rids perverts and their bad breathe!
Bro. That just sucks.
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Even if she did think it was pepper spray, why would she scream? It's not like a knife or a gun, you can't hijack a bus with it...
Later, that lady caused a bomb panic when someone took out a pack of gum, then when a man was eating a banana, she apparently stopped him from shooting himself, and finally, she knocked a knife out of a child eating a popsicle.