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First to down vote you. And definitely not the last, assuming the mods don't delete or moderate your stupid "first" comment first.

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That's right. My phone either doesn't have an italicize function, or if it does I simply can't figure it out.

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#2 took the words right out of my mouth. ....first thing I'd do is locate a mirror, and hope (soooo much) there was like a mustache or something.

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That's nothing new in most places, people fall asleep on public transport a lot. I'm betting OP let out a triumphant fart.

Never fall asleep in public. Lots of people do weird stuff when they sleep and it can be awkward when you wake up. Though you were probably talking in your sleep most likely.

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Train sleeps are like, the best thing ever. Never had anything weird happen before. OP probably just made a small noise or jumped a bit when they woke up, causing people to look round and then smile when they realised what happened.

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In Catholic tradition, Jesus was the human incarnation of God, Mary was the mother of Jesus, therefore she is the mother of God. I think I've even heard a Catholic prayer that goes, "Mary, mother of God..."

I've had that happen before but I woke up suddenly because my own snoring got too loud for my unconscious mind to ignore

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