I don't think many people enjoy having random strangers' faces being randomly shoved into their crotch. You're probably not "revolting", she just thought you falling into her lap, all, "hay babay" was fucking creeptastic. But then again, there's the chance that you actually ARE revolting, you scaly man-fish. You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

It would seem Chris does.

No, but I have gotten as close to baileys as I can without getting my nose wet :)

show us ya mangina chris...HAWT

Hey hey hey, Peroxide... easyyy now, fuzzy little man peach.

you wanna see my downstairs mix up?!

Could you ever love me?

its attached to your rod muther likah! easy now fuzzy man peach! seen them live :)

Lol never heard of "scaly man fish before" +1

Go Alan!!!

LOL man-fish. :3

Lol im old greggg

I know this is bitchy, but that would have been my reaction too. Public transportation, she doesn't know you, you could be trying to steal her wallet or something. Don't see to many people just randomly fall over on someone on the bus, learn to hold on to the bars. Sure you didn't do it "accidentally on purpose" creeper?

yah seriously. it was probably just enough of an abrupt stop for u 2 dive face-first into her snatch w/o it looking deliberate, but she saw right through you, you hideous fuckin creeper. let that be a lesson to you. well, 2 lessons. 1 don' be a creeper, and 2, stop being ugly, and maybe some shit like that would fly with a cute girl. honestly, what's wrong with you? you didn't assume this would happen? seriously, though, keep a firm grip on those nifty bars they have to prevent you from ending up with your face on the sticky, smelly, shit covered, urine soaked, litter filled, disease carrying bus floor. and go see a doctor, you probably have herpes all over your face now, making you that much less appealing to women.

Maybe someone double-dared him to touch her boobs.

Yeah, I agree. I hate when strangers touch me.

I agree with

Hahahaha, god, I love how your Username fits your comment.

Racist!!

So you were standing in the aisle staring at this hottie, then you "accidentally" fell into her lap? Good news, you may not be revolting, but she definitely thinks you're a creep.

YDI for being revolting.

lol, it's just her reacting. I'ld be a bit pissed off too if some stranger fell onto my lap on a grotty public bus, even if they were 'hot'

Speaking as a man in society, if Johnny Depp tripped and fell on my lap... um... excuse me for a second. (runs to the bathroom, smiling)

Hahaha

well being a guy if a chick fell into my lap ugly or not I'd be like "oh are you okay" but females are crazy so (shrug) I don't know what to say

She didn't say you were revolting, that's what you've made of it..

It's not always about you, honey. I'm sure most women would react that way to a stranger falling in their lap. Way to project your feelings about yourself onto a total stranger.

What are you revolting against? Public transportation? Personal hygiene standards? Laws that prevent men from laying on women anytime they want? Maybe I'll join your rebellion.

We should call Ché. He sure could give us some tipps.