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By DeathBySquirrelsShallBeHis - 10/07/2022 04:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my dad started openly playing favorites among his kids, just to start drama. I had to warn my little sister - the favorite - that he was using her senior photos to do it. I'm gonna kill him, and get her a better dad. FML
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So this is a bit lengthy: My dad, for some reason, never liked us three eldest, and only likes our younger sister. And back when me and the two brothers were in high school, there wasn't much money for school swag. So my mom, sensibly enough, tells him (when the senior photo 'buy me now' letter comes in) 'hey, maybe we should consider what message we're sending when we buy endless swag now that we're slightly richer for exactly one (1) kid'. 'She's the only one who graduated with honors', my dad proceeds to say, because apparently he forgot that both me and Brother 1 graduated with honors, and I graduated from the proto-program that she did, where I took some college classes alongside high school (she got a full AA). Apparently he's decided to play favorites. I warned her of his idiocy, and I plan on summoning an army of squirrels to attack him and give whoever's the coroner out here a great story to tell at conferences.

I don't understand this. Can you have your sister write up this story? I'm sure it'll be better.

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If she's the favourite, what does she need warning of? Instead, you should team up. First you ask for a pony, then when he say no, she does. Then you both have half a pony.

What does king Solomon have to do with this? Is he the dad?

I don't understand this. Can you have your sister write up this story? I'm sure it'll be better.

Using her senior photos to do what? This sounds dirty and I am hoping it is not...

So this is a bit lengthy: My dad, for some reason, never liked us three eldest, and only likes our younger sister. And back when me and the two brothers were in high school, there wasn't much money for school swag. So my mom, sensibly enough, tells him (when the senior photo 'buy me now' letter comes in) 'hey, maybe we should consider what message we're sending when we buy endless swag now that we're slightly richer for exactly one (1) kid'. 'She's the only one who graduated with honors', my dad proceeds to say, because apparently he forgot that both me and Brother 1 graduated with honors, and I graduated from the proto-program that she did, where I took some college classes alongside high school (she got a full AA). Apparently he's decided to play favorites. I warned her of his idiocy, and I plan on summoning an army of squirrels to attack him and give whoever's the coroner out here a great story to tell at conferences.