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Honestly this sounds kind of like a fake fml. Unless you haven't seen anyone you know in a really long time, or you decided spandex was back in fashion, I think people would have noticed you not being skinny long before now. Unless people you know are just asshats and decided they wanted to make a fat joke.

maybe you should just sit this Halloween out, you've obviously had your fair share of candy.

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A uh, bit early there eh, sport? I mean Halloween IS TOMORROW! >_>

faaake! halloween is tomorrow ...

that doesn't mean shit, i've been to 4 halloween parties just this week

at least they dont usually think you fat

Its called college... where we celebrate the shit out of holidays. There have been halloween parties all week.

OP could have been at work too, and the office could have dressed up on Friday.

OP lay off the cookies

In high school on Friday we were wearing our costumes. Well atleast in SoCal

play a prank on them for Halloween and get them back. sorry op=(

he/she is pronably in school and had a halloween party. (OP is probably like 10)

Or maybe OP is just full of shit (pun intended)

Hahahaha sorry but op but that was funny

Make then think you having a baby

Unless this is the movie Junior with Danny DeVito and the Governator, or they are a Female to Male transsexual, I don't think it's possible for a MAN to have a baby.

I saw a thing on tv where the doctor said that it was possible for men to have kids. they just need to find a way to make the placenta stay unattached to internal organs.

If you believed that then you'll believe anything lmao

It was on Discovery Health; I don't think they'll make random things up on that channel. And if girls can have ectopic pregnancies I think guys can too.

Dear lord.. Unless a man has a fully functioning ovary, there is no way for a sperm inside a male body to produce a fetus..

can a hermaphrodite impregnate him/her (it) self?

I doubt it. I want to say I learned that at least 1 of a hermaphrodite's reproductive organs are not working. But I probably just saw that on discovery health..

I didn't say he had to make the baby. I ment he would have to go to the doctors and have a fertalized egg put in him. Like ladies do when they can't concieve.

An ectopic pregnancy wouldn't be possible without a fallopian tube, so how would a man be able to have one? Also, I could be wrong, but doesn't an ectopic pregnancy kill both the women and the fetus without surgery? I'm actually really curious, none of that makes sense to me.

It's deadly because the placenta attaches to internal organs (if it's outside the womb) or could pop the fillopean tube (if it starts to grow inside the tube). But some babies survive.

hermaphrodites can't make babys with themselves. I'm not sure of the reasoning behind it, but I'm learning things about this in school atm.

Oh ok, I actually thought an ectopic pregnancy could only be in the fallopian tube, that makes more sense now.

I am an RN and for the most part ectopic pregnancies happen outside the uterus or inside the tubes u can have an egg fertilize in am ovary as well. tubal means strictly Fallopian tubes. and no man or male to female transexual can carry a baby they do not give them a uterus or ovaries, they simply take out penile tissue and use the skin to fashion a make shift vagina. it's quite gruesome to see.

maybe you should just sit this Halloween out, you've obviously had your fair share of candy.

HAHA that is gold!

Honestly this sounds kind of like a fake fml. Unless you haven't seen anyone you know in a really long time, or you decided spandex was back in fashion, I think people would have noticed you not being skinny long before now. Unless people you know are just asshats and decided they wanted to make a fat joke.

That's what I was thinking.

same here :/

they didn't mention if these people where people they knew or strangers though

6: Maybe OP usually wears baggy clothes, and then didn't at the party? :/

Maybe op was at a place where no one knew him.

I thought the same thing.

sucks for you op!

its not hallaween yeet?

No, its tomorrow.

That doesn't mean a thing college parties all the time.As long as Halloween parties fall within a week of the actual day it's considered a Halloween party.

Hahahahahaha :) life :)

Start gettin off of Jim and start goin!