By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 095
You deserved it 3 486
Transportation
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Saltime 0
Send a private message

Lucky. My feet have isomnia and can't sleep. Its' frustrating at times.

78 5
Reply Report
sciencekidster1 8
Send a private message

My bus driver offered me some pot today

53 1
Reply Report
Next

Comments

Saltime 0
Send a private message

Lucky. My feet have isomnia and can't sleep. Its' frustrating at times.

78 5
Reply Report
DrIDGAF 7
Send a private message

Sew him? That's always the answer

4 20
Reply Report
Keyman1212 14
Send a private message

I'm not sure how you can sue someone for laughing at you. But best of luck with that.

8 3
Reply Report
AMagicalLeoplura 0
Send a private message

I'm not sure how you can "sew" someone.

24 3
Reply Report
False_Stupidity 41
Send a private message

25- doctors sew people a lot.

18 3
Reply Report
idontcare8l 3
Send a private message

Doctors sow people but i see what you mean

9 3
Reply Report
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
Send a private message

People say doctors sow people and people saw doctors sew people, so they say what the see so you can see what they say....

17 1
Reply Report
BEASTvela_17 1
Send a private message

I laughed so hard when I read this(((x

3 5
Reply Report
DrIDGAF 7
Send a private message

Jokes on you guys because I actually meant "sew" oh who am I kidding FML

13 2
Reply Report
enonymous 8
Send a private message

Dr IDGAF, While your attempt to recover failed it also went against your username and ethics. We on the FML board of directors and council must fine you 3 abba zabba candy bars and suspend you from giving a fuck for a minimum of 100 FML's Sincerely Fake Board of Directors, LLC, MBA PhD Gyno

14 2
Reply Report
free2speak 14
Send a private message

50, I didn't laugh. Maybe one day. Keep up though, you're almost there.

3 6
Reply Report
decidedlyvague 11
Send a private message

So... you want OP to stitch him up? Does he have an open wound? I feel like that'd help the driver more than hurt him. That wound might get infected.

1 0
Reply Report
DrIDGAF 7
Send a private message

Sorry 50 but IDGAF

3 3
Reply Report
MagicGiraffe 12
Send a private message

We have a wannabe troll living under a wannabe bridge.

2 1
Reply Report
StoryOfTheYear 13
Send a private message

I thought enonymous did well...

0 2
Reply Report
JenDanielle917 13
Send a private message

Did you kick him in the shin? Oh wait...

32 2
Reply Report
StoryOfTheYear 13
Send a private message

Yah! He must've gotten up, ran after and caught up with the bus. Then walked back up the steps, and kicked that dickhead in the shin. Oh wait...

6 2
Reply Report
StoryOfTheYear 13
Send a private message

Just like I kicked your comment down another vote.

2 0
Reply Report
theguy33 1
Send a private message

Pull out the 9 mil and shoot him in the face.

2 6
Reply Report
flockz 19
Send a private message

wait are you serious?

2 0
Reply Report
SoccerRebel594 0
Send a private message

I don't want to know how you go about shooting someone with money.

1 0
Reply Report
HamIsGood1234 0
Send a private message

I hate when that happens...

13 0
Reply Report
HatefulPilot 0
Send a private message

Happened to me when I was flying. I had to get out quick, and my foot was asleep because of my boot, so when I stepped out, 200 pounds landed on a foot and I just went down and kissed the dirt.

0 0
Reply Report
sciencekidster1 8
Send a private message

My bus driver offered me some pot today

53 1
Reply Report
Nosrebor 8
Send a private message

Please tell where that bus picks up.

17 0
Reply Report
tylersign 11
Send a private message

Does your bus driver happen to be named Otto, man?

8 0
Reply Report
Freeze_fml 16
Send a private message

You should probably check if he's an actual bus driver.

9 1
Reply Report
mohammadkm95 6
Send a private message

Dude same here. On the last day of school last year i have had this col ass bus driver nd then hes like ur a 18 right im like yea and hes like we should smoke some weed someday im like yea buddy cus we both knew we both have weed

1 7
Reply Report
Skittlepickle 13
Send a private message

Um...did you take it? :/

0 0
Reply Report
dickydickman 0
Send a private message

I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down...

17 1
Reply Report
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Send a private message

"Pissing the niiighhhht away, pissing the niiighhhht away."

2 4
Reply Report
bacon1043 3
Send a private message

Ha both of you have animal pictures

5 1
Reply Report
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
Send a private message

43 well arent you observant

0 1
Reply Report
dickydickman 0
Send a private message

My pussy's name is Burt! :)

3 0
Reply Report
lovelydarlings 6
Send a private message

My foot fell asleep right before a fire drill so it was interesting trying to walk fast when my foot felt like needles! sorry op, that bus driver sounds mean. :/

5 0
Reply Report
TheJessica10022 6
Send a private message

What a dick! Shit happens though and you will get through this! :)

2 0
Reply Report
leadman1989 15
Send a private message

Stoopit bus driver should have called an amperlamps!

8 1
Reply Report
zyzzyva 2
Send a private message

That would be nice, if there was a such thing as an amperlamps.

0 4
Reply Report
Asario 0
Send a private message

Sucks2suck.

3 1
Reply Report
Next