By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
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Saltime 0

Lucky. My feet have isomnia and can't sleep. Its' frustrating at times.

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Saltime 0

Lucky. My feet have isomnia and can't sleep. Its' frustrating at times.

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Keyman1212 14

I'm not sure how you can sue someone for laughing at you. But best of luck with that.

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idontcare8l 3

Doctors sow people but i see what you mean

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

People say doctors sow people and people saw doctors sew people, so they say what the see so you can see what they say....

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BEASTvela_17 1

I laughed so hard when I read this(((x

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DrIDGAF 7

Jokes on you guys because I actually meant "sew" oh who am I kidding FML

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enonymous 8

Dr IDGAF, While your attempt to recover failed it also went against your username and ethics. We on the FML board of directors and council must fine you 3 abba zabba candy bars and suspend you from giving a **** for a minimum of 100 FML's Sincerely Fake Board of Directors, LLC, MBA PhD Gyno

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free2speak 14

50, I didn't laugh. Maybe one day. Keep up though, you're almost there.

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decidedlyvague 11

So... you want OP to stitch him up? Does he have an open wound? I feel like that'd help the driver more than hurt him. That wound might get infected.

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MagicGiraffe 12

We have a wannabe troll living under a wannabe bridge.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Yah! He must've gotten up, ran after and caught up with the bus. Then walked back up the steps, and kicked that ******** in the shin. Oh wait...

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Just like I kicked your comment down another vote.

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theguy33 1

Pull out the 9 mil and shoot him in the face.

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SoccerRebel594 0

I don't want to know how you go about shooting someone with money.

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HatefulPilot 0

Happened to me when I was flying. I had to get out quick, and my foot was asleep because of my boot, so when I stepped out, 200 pounds landed on a foot and I just went down and kissed the dirt.

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tylersign 11

Does your bus driver happen to be named Otto, man?

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Freeze_fml 16

You should probably check if he's an actual bus driver.

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mohammadkm95 6

Dude same here. On the last day of school last year i have had this col ass bus driver nd then hes like ur a 18 right im like yea and hes like we should smoke some weed someday im like yea buddy cus we both knew we both have weed

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dickydickman 0

I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down...

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

"Pissing the niiighhhht away, pissing the niiighhhht away."

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bacon1043 3

Ha both of you have animal pictures

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dickydickman 0

My pussy's name is Burt! :)

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lovelydarlings 6

My foot fell asleep right before a fire drill so it was interesting trying to walk fast when my foot felt like needles! sorry op, that bus driver sounds mean. :/

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TheJessica10022 6

What a dick! Shit happens though and you will get through this! :)

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leadman1989 15

Stoopit bus driver should have called an amperlamps!

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zyzzyva 2

That would be nice, if there was a such thing as an amperlamps.

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