Women shouldn't fart?

By single again - 06/04/2021 17:00

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Today, I slept in the same room as my girlfriend for the first time. She is sweet, smart, and drop-dead gorgeous, so naturally I thought she was going to be the one. Until she farted in her sleep. 56 times. FML
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Jon Tessler 14

if you break up with her over a natural bodily function, then you deserve to be single your whole life. get over yourself

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cuz803 44
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If thou loves the beautiful maiden, he shall tolerate fellow maiden's gassy bum bum

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cuz803 44
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If thou loves the beautiful maiden, he shall tolerate fellow maiden's gassy bum bum

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red6joker 8
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Gotta be picky about something huh? Also no such thing as the one.

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Crowned Sataness 11
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that's out of her control, don't hold that against her

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Jon Tessler 14

if you break up with her over a natural bodily function, then you deserve to be single your whole life. get over yourself

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Isaac Shields 9
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I agree whole heartedly

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Zebediabolical 39
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You totally missed a chance to use 'Hole heartedly' :D

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Jon Tessler 14

I wonder what his reaction will be the first time a female "queefs" during sex......oh to be a fly on the wall

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mike3775 35
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Oh man, that’s better than my wife. It’s natural, so if that bothers you, enjoy being single forever.

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JillianJuneBug 39

Good for her, she dodged a major bullet

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Bogrbon 27
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Sounds like she's still the one, but maybe you aren't the one. Grow up a little!

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Aiden89 23

I would of woke her up from laughing so hard.

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idragosani 13
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Definitely the one! Too bad you aren't

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Lydmyers 9

OP, Grow up. Girls have normal human digestive systems, same as boys do which includes farting. I find it weird that you would not only think much less of her, but count how many times she farted. YDI

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