FML : Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed...

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Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sleeper / Tuesday 2 March 2010 05:05 / France

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By Jimboom | 11

#907346 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:37

Lol. Awesome. I would have loved to have seen that. I would have been that one guy sitting there pissing himself laughing and then high 5'ing you.

By orukinawa | 0

#907338 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:33

lol u farted urself awake like brian from family guy

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By rustproofvirud | 0

#907280 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:20

actually one of you is probally secretly gay I mean I can see the unisex clothing but haircuts lol jk that had to suck though

By luisavs | 0

#907286 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:21

I think your comment posted to the wrong fml

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DeeBizz | 0

#907376 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:47

this happens to me all the time in class , but the classes I go to sleep in are always loud , so nobody hears it. I hate waking up every 10 minutes though

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blairjanine | 0

#908471 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:45

haha! You let one go every ten minutes? You should get that checked out.

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kaffeboy | 0

#910028 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:41

you probably have bionic buns!

By junolee | 0

#907320 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:28

what'd you eat man..
hopefully not beans

By Jrook | 0

#907328 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:30

that makes you a stinky hobo

By Eddie_Paints | 0

#907336 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:33

Too bad you weren't in a tunnel, you could've
secretly pointed at the dude next to you and moved away disgusted!

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dfman | 0

#907574 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 14:52

hahaha ftw^^ even though itd be a dick move

By orukinawa | 0

#907338 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:33

lol u farted urself awake like brian from family guy

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tristan1001 | 0

#907416 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:07

yea I see this situation on too many fmls but still funny and it shows that it's common which is weird

By xTBearx | 0

#907343 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:34

^^^ This!

By Jimboom | 11

#907346 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:37

Lol. Awesome. I would have loved to have seen that. I would have been that one guy sitting there pissing himself laughing and then high 5'ing you.

By Person1233 | 12

#907359 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:42

YDI for being embarrassed by that.

By Vitamin_C | 0

#907372 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:46

is

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