By pervert - 09/01/2010 06:38 - United States

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Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was on. I think I need to get out more. FML
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Lord_Stubby 2

....over Dora the Explorer or was it just on?! Either way, ew.

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michael32123 0

not creepy. Dora is grown up now. has her own lil rainforest (if you catch my drift) and has bewbz so yeah I beat to her every morning

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mkylem 0

Maybe he was looking at lewd pictures while watching Dora and her 8-year-oldness.

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Fuzzygraywolf 0

hey swiper no swipein! :D lol

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ryguy997 0

105 lol swiped swiped her virginity.

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ryguy997 0

sorry I meant swiper swiped dora's virginity. damn anti flood protection!

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supremes1997 0

wow your comment made me lol

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tweetbaby14 18

yea I agree OP you should get out more before you become a pedofile. just stay away from: schools, family resturaunts, mcdonalds, bk, waterparks, public pools, etc.

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samantha987 0

you're sick. >:(

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tbj42409 0

you couldn't have turned it off? wtf!

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

You did it, you did it, you did it, hooray!!!

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Lord_Stubby 2

....over Dora the Explorer or was it just on?! Either way, ew.

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CoonAndFriends 0

If it was over Dora the Explorer... what the hell is attractive about that? Her stomach is sticking out xDXD. Maybe it was over Swiper? ;D

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Right_Click 12

I'm pretty sure the kids fell asleep while watching TV and it was just on in the background...

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Ottoman81 0

are u the father or mother? u dont need to get out, u need to get laid!

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HelloNoora1 0

it says the gender at the top

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tyrob911 0

u r the sickest man alive. how do u wack off to Dora the explorer? it's people like u we don't need in the society. now I feel bad for your kids. if u can ********** to Dora, then shit u are a ****** pedophile. I hope your wife leaves your weird ass alone

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Kirlyfoo 9

6 u are like such a fag! U desrve to be left by ur wife! We dont need u in society! By now u must realise im making fun of u! Trollbag!!

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bettyc4 26

I'm guessing everyone who did thumbs down was a fellow pedo bear Thumbs up on this comment from me

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epoh_fml 0

OP didn't specify whether or not they masturbated TO Dora, or if it was just in the backround . . . either way, turn off the TV and use your imagination. Have the kids do the same. It will do you all a world of good.

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