By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
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How much of a hurry were you in this morning that you didn't notice a thong stuck on your shirt before putting it on? For that matter, was the shirt dirty, too? I'm curious as to how a dirty thong got stuck to a clean shirt, and end up being hidden when you picked the shirt up, and put it on. If your shirt was also dirty, that makes a little more sense, but it's also extra gross.

Yea, no; nothing comes to mind here for me ie, I'm at a loss for words.... RichardP?! [lol]

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Didn’t you notice the smell coming from your back? 😂

Yea, no; nothing comes to mind here for me ie, I'm at a loss for words.... RichardP?! [lol]

I needed a good laugh right now.

How much of a hurry were you in this morning that you didn't notice a thong stuck on your shirt before putting it on? For that matter, was the shirt dirty, too? I'm curious as to how a dirty thong got stuck to a clean shirt, and end up being hidden when you picked the shirt up, and put it on. If your shirt was also dirty, that makes a little more sense, but it's also extra gross.

I just gotta wonder how many people noticed and didn't say anything. Maybe they thought it was a new fashion trend, like the Tide Pod Challenge. What is the etiquette for this situation? Do you say, "Excuse me, miss, but there are dirty drawers on your back," or do you discreetly peel them off and slyly stuff them in the person's pocket?

You write a song about it, enjoy the 15 minutes of fame you get when the song inexplicably becomes popular, before you fade into obscurity, and get replaced by a bunch of kids calling themselves "mumble rappers".

I always thought "The Thong Song" deserved a sequel as it opened a door to this important topic.

It wouldn’t be so bad if OP were female, but this dude lives on his own 😳