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And the winner for "Best short FML" goes to....!

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Lmao. Go get some!

That's when you know lfes hit a new bottom.

Getting some > porn

That's why you switch it up. Latina in the morn...Asian in the afternoon...and some hot blonde to fall asleep with.

Getting some > everything else

Quit going to RedTube OP, I suggest xhamster. They're pretty bloody amazing.

Well if your head hurts, you may want to stop...XD

Move onto hentai?

Omg! That's so tarring! Not It's not an FML

Yes they have some amazing stuff

Give ur hand a break and adjust ur eyes to the sun!

Lol! Go get some! Vagina is better than porn.

Get a girl/boyfriend then..?

Maybe OP is the type to not like actual sexual contact...You're missing out OP. *shakes head*

You just made an assumption, which makes you sir an ass.

Your picture reminds me of the kid on [email protected]#2 when he turns into the monkey hybrid and goes to the local store. ^^

Wouldn't that mean he's dating said person just for the sex? That is frowned upon here.

You can have those kind of relationships also haha

It's called friends with benefits

#2 Reminds me of Jim carrey in the movie "The Mask"

Or a blow up doll?...

Or make porn?

One does not simply "get a girl/boyfriend".

^Read that in Sean Bean's voice

I like how you left an option for OP who is clearly male.

I like how you assume OP is straight.

Lolz I just wanted a first comment but yeah so be happy :$ not cuz u got bored, just be happy cuz it's good

And the winner for "Best short FML" goes to....!

But not just today.... Everyday!

Lol, I read this comment as "the shortest FML ever" which would be more funny. This FML makes hate how big my thumbs are.

Lmao u rule

You know what else is short?

then find some good p-[comment censored by SOPA]

Maybe you're maturing. Or you have a dysfunction... Lol

"you're holding it wrong"!

Dysfunction....definitely

I wonder which one I have.

How does that even happen?

porn gets boring hella fast. its the same crap over and over. trust me i used to watch it.

It was a joke everyone takes it so seriously....

Once I jizz, it becomes Opera.

I used to get bored watching porn every day. I like to do it once a month now, so I can surprise myself with the updates.

When I was little, my friend told me about albino midget porn, so I looked it up out of curiosity. Worst day of my life.

i advise you to aquire a sexual partner.

Time to come out ya think ??

I was thinking the same thing

You sir need a vacation

Time to switch to the hardcore illegal stuff op.

I hope you don't mean child porn.

I think he means snuff.

Both of them are disgusting !