Can't catch a break

By Anonymous - 22/04/2023 18:30 - India - Bengaluru

Spicy
Today, my husband went out for a walk. My kids were tucked in bed and all the chores were done, so I finally had time to myself in a long time. I just wanted to watch porn and masturbate, but then my husband returned early to kiss me good night, and my son snuggled into my bed as he had a nightmare. Me time? Lol. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 005
You deserved it 343

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Did you power through the distractions to accomplish the mission?

TampaLex 3

I’m sorry it’s come to this. Best of luck in the future..

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Did you power through the distractions to accomplish the mission?

This is honestly adorable. And not to judge you, but I don't recommend **** as it can fabricate a false sense of sexual intimacy and ruin your sex life (assuming you have one in your marriage). Regardless, this is FML is adorable.

TampaLex 3

I’m sorry it’s come to this. Best of luck in the future..