Time for another podcast

By Anonymous - 11/05/2021 22:01

Today, I think my boyfriend is having an affair. With Joe Rogan. Why? Every time I mention something, he basically replies, "Joe Rogan said…" For example: Vaccines? "Joe Rogan said yada yada yada." Weed? "A guest on Joe Rogan's podcast said…" And so on. I HATE YOU, ROGAN. FML
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cuz803 44

As a UFC fan and fan of Joe, it is not wise to take everything he says literally. Some things he says is satire or purposefully exaggerated cause he is, after all, a comedian. If he continues to quote Joe as a reliable source just shout... "AAAANNNDDD IT IS AAAAAAALLLLLLLL OOOVVVVVEEEEEEERRRR!!!!!"...to your boyfriend and leave him to his JRE fanaticism.

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mike3775 35

Go up to him and say “Joe Rogan said I need to dump you” then say “so I am” then walk away and grab your stuff and leave and never answer his calls or texts and block him on all social media

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Bogrbon 27

Joe Rogan is a ******* moron. Good luck with that boyfriend. Might be time to trade up.

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cuz803 44

As a UFC fan and fan of Joe, it is not wise to take everything he says literally. Some things he says is satire or purposefully exaggerated cause he is, after all, a comedian. If he continues to quote Joe as a reliable source just shout... "AAAANNNDDD IT IS AAAAAAALLLLLLLL OOOVVVVVEEEEEEERRRR!!!!!"...to your boyfriend and leave him to his JRE fanaticism.

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mike3775 35

Go up to him and say “Joe Rogan said I need to dump you” then say “so I am” then walk away and grab your stuff and leave and never answer his calls or texts and block him on all social media

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Brightside86 30

Joe Rogan says not to focus on things that just make your life worse. You have limited mental bandwidth and choosing to spend it there prevents you from focusing on things that make you better/happy.

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bleachedraven 14

I don't really know who Joe Rogan is, but I do like this idea.

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phybreawptic 13

Joe Rogan said that the one thing you won't find when searching for bigfoot is a black person. Albeit it was on a standup special and not his podcast.

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