Kids, Annoying, Parents and AITA: Have a Kitkat

Have a Kitkat

By Billy - 27/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my wife came back from a three-day moms' retreat, and was mad I didn't immediately want to spend time with her. She called me 68 times (yes, I counted) while she was gone, so it was really like she never left. FML

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Yudith 25

Thursday 27 June 2024 18:43

Take a three-day retreat to show her how it's done. Also, marital counseling might be a good idea to stamp out her massive insecurity about your marriage.

core01 30

Friday 28 June 2024 4:47

Did she text you 70 times about the kids?

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Yudith 25

Thursday 27 June 2024 18:43

Take a three-day retreat to show her how it's done. Also, marital counseling might be a good idea to stamp out her massive insecurity about your marriage.