Intimacy: Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because...

By SuperJesus - 01/02/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

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Imdead 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 21:03

You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.

Rats_fml 0

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Friday 6 March 2009 3:01

That was the saddest story ever. I know what you mean, had a period where my gf and i were the same. It was the most depressing thing ever, especially when the only one you want is her and have no inclination to cheat.

Imdead 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 21:03

You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.

JuliaaNoelle 26

Tuesday 3 September 2013 0:21

I agree with #4. Even if she isn't cheating, you guys should have a talk and try to spice it up in the bedroom a bit.

GladstoneK 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 19:37

You shouldn't have married her then should you? School boy error.

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Thursday 20 January 2011 22:49

dont marry someone cus they wont have sex? your a retard and a perv

cradle6 13

Friday 1 July 2011 21:36

^I would say it's perfectly reasonable and normal to not want to marry someone who doesn't want sex. Male or female.

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Thursday 4 June 2015 10:52

I'm guessing she is one of those stereotypes, #9. The ones where she puts out up till marriage or just after and then realises she doesn't need to do that anymore and the sex just stops.