By Danny - 28/5/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin
  Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
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  Isoldael  |  27

For anyone who didn't get that - it was from another FML where OC (original commenter) commented on the amazing word fuckball. I guess he found another fun thing to say :)


^ Thank you for clarifying. I thought fuckball was really cool and fun to say, and "popped an uncontrollable boner" was up there with it. My original comment is getting thumbed down because people dont know where i got that from. :(

  biggmike  |  6

Some old video games of the 90s had music that sounds like porn music. I believe it was one of the streets of rage video games that I first heard have music that could be the background track for porn.

  marmlr339  |  14

Every guy would know this, and every girl could never understand. Random boners. They happen anytime, anywhere and without reason and they are so difficult to get rid of.

  twisted_cherub  |  14

26- Girls may not understand, but women do. We sometimes get all moist for no reason at all. Most of us understand the random boners guys get. We have been through biology class.

Also, it wasn't random at all. Pavlov's dog, people; it's a trained reaction.


#81 - Do you talk with your brother about random boners or something? I don't have any brothers, but I sure as hell understand that boys get uncontrollable boners for no apparent reason and that is is normal. Not 'cause I'm seventeen nor 'cause I'm not an idiot, but because I'm pretty sure it's just fucking common knowledge.


Lol, I haven't seen it yet! but they say things like sexy and pissed I'm pretty sure.. and Gunther was "preggers" in one episode. I'm 16 though, so kids-level or not, I'm still going to watch it XD


Lol i'm 17 and i find kid's show more amusing then "adult" shows. Sponge bob is amazinf too. You should defiently go on ondemand and watch hugwolf one or on youtube or whatever lol. The hell one is cool too also the "leech king" is one of the better ones ugh i feel like a nerd... Let me know how you like them if you do watch them lol.