Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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jbizzle2688
| 6
Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.
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AugustBurnsToast
| 14
That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit
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jbizzle2688
| 6
Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.
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GigaPudding_fml
| 24
I imagine them going:
- You like that daddy?
- Yeah sure... Mom?
- Ewwww, you can't call me mom!!
Oh the logic
- You like that daddy?
- Yeah sure... Mom?
- Ewwww, you can't call me mom!!
Oh the logic
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niadanac1
| 3
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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aaahhhfire21
| 0
His family sounds like they're really close if he gets confused like that
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onlychildFTW
| 33
It's one of the things that only works one way. Girl "I'm getting a headache" guy "oh would you like some aspirin for..." "SHUT UP, you're giving me a headach!"
oh the good deed gone bad.
oh the good deed gone bad.
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BRLHP
| 24
thats just wrong
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blushy
| 14
now you know who he was thinking about
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Trollzaya
| 6
maybe OP has a smokin hot step mom?
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Eiregal2
| 10
21- because I like the word gigapudding lol
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Orcina1
| 3
Freudian Psychology at its best
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GigaPudding_fml
| 24
116, if you liked the name, then youtube "gigapudding", you'll like it even more after that :) Asian commercials ftw
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CityOfGlass
| 0
Hahaha oh god so true [X
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bee716
| 0
Sorry, gurrrrl.
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GothicAngel17
| 24
Wtf?
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TheSnakeDoctor20
| 17
Really? Like WTF? You couldn't have commented with something better than that?
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Justforlolz
| 14
What I read: Hurrr a Durrr.
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KriiFahMoro
| 9
The award for the most retarded comment goes to...
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jeob1992
| 8
She supports sublime I support her comment
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
68- wait, wait! Don't give it out yet.
Durrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Goes to?
Durrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Goes to?
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AugustBurnsToast
| 14
That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit
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coolboy675
| 16
Guys tend to select that are most similar to their nurturer, in this case, his mom so sure it's creepy, but it's also psychological.
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yahoowizard
| 16
Well, Freud is haunting from his grave, however creepy you want to portray that
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Guren
| 0
.......wincest..? Fuck it, too awkward.
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ahhhhaleigh
| 1
Yeah just a little.... I'd be freaked out.
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Victoria16_fml
| 0
aww that sucks ..
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noshatsherlockk
| 15
No, it's fucking awesome -_-
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Apparently his mother does.
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PostItSticker
| 11
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Nevereverland
| 8
No.
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ohmandapants
| 16
His MOM should never make him feel "good" in that way. What kind of logic is this?
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Wow. That is just about one of the worst things you can call your girlfriend. Especially while getting intimate.
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KaanTech
| 0
Once again i clicked on you without giving single flying fuck to the matter
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afunnyterdcody
| 5
Brian peppers hahahha
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JustHayden
| 5
No the worst thing you can call your HF while getting intimate is her sister.
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marxistbkly
| 3
Worst would be tell her, " you remind me if your other."
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TheFamilyElf
| 17
At least... He's comfortable with you?... No...
He feels safe with you?... No... You remind him of the good old days as a child?....No...
He thinks about his mom during sex? Um... Yeah...
He feels safe with you?... No... You remind him of the good old days as a child?....No...
He thinks about his mom during sex? Um... Yeah...
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GODert
| 8
Could be one of his top fantasy, who knows or he wants to be Oedipus.
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TheFamilyElf
| 17
I thought the same thing. Must be it.
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ankoku
| 2
Please tell me he said "mama" and not the super creepy mommy or mom..
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onlychildFTW
| 33
I'm sure he said mom or mommy. If you're honing to call your gf that you gotta go all out creepy!
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Calyx_fml
| 21
Is his name Oedipus?
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Furrywhiplash
| 14
No, because Oedipus didn't have an oedipus complex. He had no idea that he married/had intimate feelings for his mother.
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
I think his name is Sterling Archer
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perdix
| 29
Norman Bates
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Laceyfrogs8
| 6
Haha good one!
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whoaaahorsie
| 7
Errrr, been there, done that. Except we were in the shower and I called him my sisters name.
tmi?
tmi?
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Yeah, submit your own FML, this is about OP!
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onlychildFTW
| 33
You called him your sisters name? He must have been as small as your sister down under then. Haha.
And yes, tmi. Tmi on SOMEONE ELSE'S FML!! NOT YOUR 5 MINS OF FAME!!
And yes, tmi. Tmi on SOMEONE ELSE'S FML!! NOT YOUR 5 MINS OF FAME!!
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RedPillSucks
| 31
May be similar, if you're a guy. If you're a girl, not so sure.