By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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jbizzle2688 6

Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.

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AugustBurnsToast 14
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That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit

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jbizzle2688 6

Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.

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GigaPudding_fml 24
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I imagine them going: - You like that daddy? - Yeah sure... Mom? - Ewwww, you can't call me mom!! Oh the logic

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niadanac1 3
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aaahhhfire21 0

His family sounds like they're really close if he gets confused like that

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onlychildFTW 33
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It's one of the things that only works one way. Girl "I'm getting a headache" guy "oh would you like some aspirin for..." "SHUT UP, you're giving me a headach!" oh the good deed gone bad.

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BRLHP 24
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thats just wrong

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blushy 14
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now you know who he was thinking about

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Trollzaya 6
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maybe OP has a smokin hot step mom?

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Eiregal2 10
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21- because I like the word gigapudding lol

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Orcina1 3

Freudian Psychology at its best

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GigaPudding_fml 24
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116, if you liked the name, then youtube "gigapudding", you'll like it even more after that :) Asian commercials ftw

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CityOfGlass 0

Hahaha oh god so true [X

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bee716 0

Sorry, gurrrrl.

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Really? Like WTF? You couldn't have commented with something better than that?

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Justforlolz 14
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What I read: Hurrr a Durrr.

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KriiFahMoro 9

The award for the most retarded comment goes to...

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jeob1992 8

She supports sublime I support her comment

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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68- wait, wait! Don't give it out yet. Durrrrrrrrr!!!!! Goes to?

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AugustBurnsToast 14
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That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit

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coolboy675 16

Guys tend to select that are most similar to their nurturer, in this case, his mom so sure it's creepy, but it's also psychological.

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yahoowizard 16
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Well, Freud is haunting from his grave, however creepy you want to portray that

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Guren 0
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.......wincest..? Fuck it, too awkward.

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ahhhhaleigh 1
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Yeah just a little.... I'd be freaked out.

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noshatsherlockk 15
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No, it's fucking awesome -_-

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RedPillSucks 31

Apparently his mother does.

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ohmandapants 16
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His MOM should never make him feel "good" in that way. What kind of logic is this?

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DontClickOnMe 28

Wow. That is just about one of the worst things you can call your girlfriend. Especially while getting intimate.

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KaanTech 0
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Once again i clicked on you without giving single flying fuck to the matter

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afunnyterdcody 5

Brian peppers hahahha

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JustHayden 5
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No the worst thing you can call your HF while getting intimate is her sister.

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marxistbkly 3
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Worst would be tell her, " you remind me if your other."

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TheFamilyElf 17

At least... He's comfortable with you?... No... He feels safe with you?... No... You remind him of the good old days as a child?....No... He thinks about his mom during sex? Um... Yeah...

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GODert 8
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Could be one of his top fantasy, who knows or he wants to be Oedipus.

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TheFamilyElf 17

I thought the same thing. Must be it.

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ankoku 2
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Please tell me he said "mama" and not the super creepy mommy or mom..

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onlychildFTW 33
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I'm sure he said mom or mommy. If you're honing to call your gf that you gotta go all out creepy!

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Calyx_fml 21
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Is his name Oedipus?

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Furrywhiplash 14
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No, because Oedipus didn't have an oedipus complex. He had no idea that he married/had intimate feelings for his mother.

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Mister_Triangle 21

I think his name is Sterling Archer

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perdix 29

Norman Bates

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whoaaahorsie 7
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Errrr, been there, done that. Except we were in the shower and I called him my sisters name. tmi?

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ladyLALAA 28
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Yeah, submit your own FML, this is about OP!

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onlychildFTW 33
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You called him your sisters name? He must have been as small as your sister down under then. Haha. And yes, tmi. Tmi on SOMEONE ELSE'S FML!! NOT YOUR 5 MINS OF FAME!!

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RedPillSucks 31

May be similar, if you're a guy. If you're a girl, not so sure.

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