By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.

That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit

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Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.

I imagine them going: - You like that daddy? - Yeah sure... Mom? - Ewwww, you can't call me mom!! Oh the logic

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His family sounds like they're really close if he gets confused like that

It's one of the things that only works one way. Girl "I'm getting a headache" guy "oh would you like some aspirin for..." "SHUT UP, you're giving me a headach!" oh the good deed gone bad.

thats just wrong

now you know who he was thinking about

maybe OP has a smokin hot step mom?

21- because I like the word gigapudding lol

Freudian Psychology at its best

116, if you liked the name, then youtube "gigapudding", you'll like it even more after that :) Asian commercials ftw

Hahaha oh god so true [X

Sorry, gurrrrl.

Really? Like WTF? You couldn't have commented with something better than that?

What I read: Hurrr a Durrr.

The award for the most retarded comment goes to...

She supports sublime I support her comment

68- wait, wait! Don't give it out yet. Durrrrrrrrr!!!!! Goes to?

That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit

Guys tend to select that are most similar to their nurturer, in this case, his mom so sure it's creepy, but it's also psychological.

Well, Freud is haunting from his grave, however creepy you want to portray that

.......wincest..? Fuck it, too awkward.

Yeah just a little.... I'd be freaked out.

No, it's fucking awesome -_-

Apparently his mother does.

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His MOM should never make him feel "good" in that way. What kind of logic is this?

Wow. That is just about one of the worst things you can call your girlfriend. Especially while getting intimate.

Once again i clicked on you without giving single flying fuck to the matter

Brian peppers hahahha

No the worst thing you can call your HF while getting intimate is her sister.

Worst would be tell her, " you remind me if your other."

At least... He's comfortable with you?... No... He feels safe with you?... No... You remind him of the good old days as a child?....No... He thinks about his mom during sex? Um... Yeah...

Could be one of his top fantasy, who knows or he wants to be Oedipus.

I thought the same thing. Must be it.

Please tell me he said "mama" and not the super creepy mommy or mom..

I'm sure he said mom or mommy. If you're honing to call your gf that you gotta go all out creepy!

Is his name Oedipus?

No, because Oedipus didn't have an oedipus complex. He had no idea that he married/had intimate feelings for his mother.

I think his name is Sterling Archer

Errrr, been there, done that. Except we were in the shower and I called him my sisters name. tmi?

Yeah, submit your own FML, this is about OP!

You called him your sisters name? He must have been as small as your sister down under then. Haha. And yes, tmi. Tmi on SOMEONE ELSE'S FML!! NOT YOUR 5 MINS OF FAME!!

May be similar, if you're a guy. If you're a girl, not so sure.