By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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jbizzle2688 6

Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit

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jbizzle2688 6

Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.

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GigaPudding_fml 24

I imagine them going: - You like that daddy? - Yeah sure... Mom? - Ewwww, you can't call me mom!! Oh the logic

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niadanac1 3

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aaahhhfire21 0

His family sounds like they're really close if he gets confused like that

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onlychildFTW 33

It's one of the things that only works one way. Girl "I'm getting a headache" guy "oh would you like some aspirin for..." "SHUT UP, you're giving me a headach!" oh the good deed gone bad.

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blushy 14

now you know who he was thinking about

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Eiregal2 10

21- because I like the word gigapudding lol

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Orcina1 3

Freudian Psychology at its best

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GigaPudding_fml 24

116, if you liked the name, then youtube "gigapudding", you'll like it even more after that :) Asian commercials ftw

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CityOfGlass 0

Hahaha oh god so true [X

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bee716 0

Sorry, gurrrrl.

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Really? Like WTF? You couldn't have commented with something better than that?

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KriiFahMoro 9

The award for the most retarded comment goes to...

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jeob1992 8

She supports sublime I support her comment

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urdirtyolduncle 15

68- wait, wait! Don't give it out yet. Durrrrrrrrr!!!!! Goes to?

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AugustBurnsToast 14

That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit

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coolboy675 16

Guys tend to select that are most similar to their nurturer, in this case, his mom so sure it's creepy, but it's also psychological.

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yahoowizard 16

Well, Freud is haunting from his grave, however creepy you want to portray that

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Guren 0

.......wincest..? **** it, too awkward.

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ahhhhaleigh 1

Yeah just a little.... I'd be freaked out.

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ohmandapants 16

His MOM should never make him feel "good" in that way. What kind of logic is this?

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DontClickOnMe 28

Wow. That is just about one of the worst things you can call your girlfriend. Especially while getting intimate.

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KaanTech 0

Once again i clicked on you without giving single flying **** to the matter

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afunnyterdcody 5

Brian peppers hahahha

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JustHayden 5

No the worst thing you can call your HF while getting intimate is her sister.

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marxistbkly 3

Worst would be tell her, " you remind me if your other."

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TheFamilyElf 17

At least... He's comfortable with you?... No... He feels safe with you?... No... You remind him of the good old days as a child?....No... He thinks about his mom during sex? Um... Yeah...

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GODert 8

Could be one of his top fantasy, who knows or he wants to be Oedipus.

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TheFamilyElf 17

I thought the same thing. Must be it.

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ankoku 2

Please tell me he said "mama" and not the super creepy mommy or mom..

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onlychildFTW 33

I'm sure he said mom or mommy. If you're honing to call your gf that you gotta go all out creepy!

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Furrywhiplash 14

No, because Oedipus didn't have an oedipus complex. He had no idea that he married/had intimate feelings for his mother.

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Mister_Triangle 21

I think his name is Sterling Archer

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whoaaahorsie 7

Errrr, been there, done that. Except we were in the shower and I called him my sisters name. tmi?

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ladyLALAA 28

Yeah, submit your own FML, this is about OP!

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onlychildFTW 33

You called him your sisters name? He must have been as small as your sister down under then. Haha. And yes, tmi. Tmi on SOMEONE ELSE'S FML!! NOT YOUR 5 MINS OF FAME!!

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RedPillSucks 31

May be similar, if you're a guy. If you're a girl, not so sure.

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