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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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You deserved it 2 217

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 668

You deserved it 2 853

By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 136

You deserved it 3 749

Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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You deserved it 7 217

Nice to see you

By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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You deserved it 109

How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 894

You deserved it 3 549

Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 562

You deserved it 236

JBP fever dream

By Mike0410 - 24/06/2024 17:00 - Romania - Alba Iulia

Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML

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You deserved it 338

By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 836

By unfortunate419 - 17/02/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 456

You deserved it 2 718

By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 493

You deserved it 391

ihartmytdi 23

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:21

So how's counseling going?

Miss_Chevious 37

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:27

your grandma is taking "you're only as old as you believe you are" to a whole new level

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kingdutchhy 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:20

I hope no one ASSked for a picture.

bl865ood 17

Wednesday 24 June 2015 2:48

asked, come on man, at least spell it right

PePziNL 20

Wednesday 24 June 2015 3:03

35: The joke ---------- Your head

ihartmytdi 23

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:21

So how's counseling going?

MeanBeagle 22

Wednesday 24 June 2015 12:33

I literally paused at the word pink out of fear of what might come next.

LandoKid 9

Thursday 25 June 2015 7:15

I think they managed to recover short-term memory.

brendejafulable 41

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:22

I don't think everyone transitions into the grandma clothes.

TypicalSenpai 14

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:23

.__. .........Was the thong at least cute?

cari_cat 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:35

Did Grandma at least have dat booty? SHE DOOO

oreoeater 21

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:24

Ah you see she just got back from auditioning for Wild Cougar

az1z_official 17

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:24

So pink is still in fashion ayee??

Kidjazzin 17

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:25

What was seen can't be unseen!?

oreoeater 21

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:29

Was that a question?

bmhampt91 18

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:26

Not everyone can say their grandma is that cool hahah

starile 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 2:39

Not that they KNOW of...

Miss_Chevious 37

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:27

your grandma is taking "you're only as old as you believe you are" to a whole new level

ProfessorMctitie 20

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:29

She just wants to feel young again!

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Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML

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Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

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Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 415

You deserved it 10 268

Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML

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You deserved it 6 887

Today, my boss gave me some mentorship. She told me, "You need to learn to let people do things for you. Until then, I'm going to micromanage your project because I want it done my way." FML

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You deserved it 1 406

Today, my mom said if I dont get straight A's in my classes this year, she'll get the school to hold me back until I do. I believe her. FML

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You deserved it 2 515

Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people. I've not had sex a single time since. FML

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