Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to...

By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Interrupted - 27/11/2010 01:03 - United States

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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Tehalon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:33

Was he able to stay hard during the conv. ?

polishswede 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:55

I don't get why people have sex in their parents' house. It's a stupid idea. That's gross, but maybe you'll learn.

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Tehalon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:33

Was he able to stay hard during the conv. ?

KiSsKiZzy 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:30

ydi for having sex witha scrub

Jordna 0

Monday 15 March 2010 8:19

hey, my girlfriend has talked to her parents on my phone while I was inside her.

Thabb 0

Friday 16 July 2010 22:12

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B4SK3TB4IL 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:20

I build houses while still inside bitches

EmperorChowilio 21

Monday 14 December 2015 22:47

#1 asking the important questions

karleigh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:38

Haha, 5 minutes. That sure ruined the mood, eh?

qazwsxedc 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:53

Probably just felt like it since you two were having sex.

polishswede 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:55

I don't get why people have sex in their parents' house. It's a stupid idea. That's gross, but maybe you'll learn.

jannie22 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:58

agreed

cris497 0

Friday 2 December 2011 20:25

When you gotta f*ck, you gotta f*ck.

Anubyte 0

Friday 16 December 2011 20:28

What if you don't have your own house?

cartoonboy 26

Monday 23 February 2015 8:20

I don't have anywhere to have sex with my girlfriend but my own(mother's) home. It's not nasty, just necessary.

Caustic 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:56

Weird that he was hard for the 5 minutes he was talking to his mom.

commonsense 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:56

wtf were u doing having sex w/ his mom in the next room... and she called him instead of walking over?

zackmx99 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 2:49

r u retarded it said called over to him like yelled from room to room...ur name does not match u

blushinFML 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:59

ew.

FPsLife 5

Monday 23 March 2009 10:08

My mom always calls instead of walking over. She's either lazy or afraid what she might find. Seems some people on here could use a mom like that.

citylights 0

Monday 23 March 2009 10:12

ahahha how rude of your boyfriend.

maddog_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 10:23

Haha! Play with the balls next time if you get bored.

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