FML : Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car,...

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By liz1234 / Monday 23 March 2009 00:11 / United States

Intimacy

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By Tehalon | 0

#52122 - Monday 23 March 2009 9:33

Was he able to stay hard during the conv. ?

By polishswede | 0

#52154 - Monday 23 March 2009 9:55

I don't get why people have sex in their parents' house. It's a stupid idea. That's gross, but maybe you'll learn.

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By Tehalon | 0

#52122 - Monday 23 March 2009 9:33

Was he able to stay hard during the conv. ?

KiSsKiZzy | 0

#489592 - Saturday 15 August 2009 23:30

ydi for having sex witha scrub

Jordna | 0

#949026 - Monday 15 March 2010 8:19

hey, my girlfriend has talked to her parents on my phone while I was inside her.

Thabb | 0

#1099205 - Friday 16 July 2010 22:12

...

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1434242 - Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:20

I build houses while still inside bitches

EmperorChowilio | 21

#6485198 - Monday 14 December 2015 22:47

#1 asking the important questions

By karleigh | 0

#52129 - Monday 23 March 2009 9:38

Haha, 5 minutes.
That sure ruined the mood, eh?

By qazwsxedc | 0

#52151 - Monday 23 March 2009 9:53

Probably just felt like it since you two were having sex.

By polishswede | 0

#52154 - Monday 23 March 2009 9:55

I don't get why people have sex in their parents' house. It's a stupid idea. That's gross, but maybe you'll learn.

jannie22 | 0

#2495527 - Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:58

agreed

cris497 | 0

#3674472 - Friday 2 December 2011 20:25

When you gotta f*ck, you gotta f*ck.

Anubyte | 0

#3741562 - Friday 16 December 2011 20:28

What if you don't have your own house?

cartoonboy | 26

#6210678 - Monday 23 February 2015 8:20

I don't have anywhere to have sex with my girlfriend but my own(mother's) home. It's not nasty, just necessary.

By Caustic | 0

#52156 - Monday 23 March 2009 9:56

Weird that he was hard for the 5 minutes he was talking to his mom.

By commonsense | 0

#52158 - Monday 23 March 2009 9:56

wtf were u doing having sex w/ his mom in the next room... and she called him instead of walking over?

zackmx99 | 0

#966509 - Tuesday 23 March 2010 2:49

r u retarded it said called over to him like yelled from room to room...ur name does not match u

By blushinFML | 0

#52162 - Monday 23 March 2009 9:59

ew.

By FPsLife | 5

#52166 - Monday 23 March 2009 10:08

My mom always calls instead of walking over. She's either lazy or afraid what she might find. Seems some people on here could use a mom like that.

By citylights | 0

#52168 - Monday 23 March 2009 10:12

ahahha how rude of your boyfriend.

By maddog_fml | 0

#52176 - Monday 23 March 2009 10:23

Haha!
Play with the balls next time if you get bored.

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