Intimacy: Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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viral_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:51

You're ****** up buddy.

danielbudzynski 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:03

well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard

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ChrisLF82 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:49

WTF???

ruby29 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 5:30

I'm guessing you think your moms hot that's ****** up.

tulsafml 0

Friday 18 February 2011 14:44

that's ****** up

Slender_Man 6

Monday 16 July 2012 5:51

First to comment, last to get laid

viral_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:51

You're ****** up buddy.

Deeno15 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:00

he is ****** up yes, but what is her name? lol i think we'd all like to know, cause if it is like martha, then it is sorta ok, still not ok, if it is like christine, then you have a problem and want to **** your mom!!! haha

pingpongpickle 8

Sunday 4 April 2010 8:20

yes definitely. if I was your mom I would lock my door at night

dakins 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:14

Exactly what I was gonna say

Redrosesandrain 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:59

Freudian slip? do you secretly want to do your mom or something?

Dimps94 9

Friday 10 April 2015 23:56

Yup

danielbudzynski 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:03

well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard

xxxInsanexxx 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:00

I've never been through my mom's, since I was a C-section. :)

aliciamartinez15 11

Monday 24 September 2012 8:37

The sperm?

xXCherrryBombXx 6

Friday 1 February 2013 4:59

LOL your picture is ******* hilarious

popy_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:06

Wow thats disgusting man

FlaminYawn 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:09

First time I've actually seen it say "No one agrees"...

Brittface 6

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:20

Haha that's creepy. FYL

caester9 0

Monday 25 October 2010 4:30

Haha you're fat

lonewolf999 1

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:43

Wtf? That sounds weird and creepy.

jw90 18

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:47

haha! we can see u like to keep it in the family!

thesicmrcastle 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:53

incest is wrong and should be illegal i hope for your sake its not suppressed memories

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