Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called... - FML

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

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Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

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Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 20:34 - United States - Johnston

Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML

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Freudian slip

By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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jbizzle2688 6

Monday 2 April 2012 8:50

Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Monday 2 April 2012 8:52

That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit

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saywhaat12 2

Monday 2 April 2012 9:12

Probably still sucks on his mummies titty, hasn't grown outta it I see

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 2 April 2012 9:31

>_o Oh ****...

sugerplumfairy 0

Monday 2 April 2012 9:34

Freud's theory of the oedipus complex suggests that sons feel sexual attraction to their mother. I always thought this was crap but here's some proof that it's real

PlaySpades 21

Monday 2 April 2012 15:49

No, this is just proof that one weird person is sexually attracted to their mother. Most of Freud's theories have been disproved or were impossible to prove in the first place.

G0odgrief 0

Monday 2 April 2012 22:12

frued was a drug addicted wackadoodle with mommy issues.

SoultheWolf 19

Monday 2 April 2012 10:04

People like this have a major mother issue. It's best to just avoid them completely.

ITalkthatShit 6

Monday 2 April 2012 10:26

I hope u dumped him!!!!

Complaining 13

Monday 2 April 2012 10:27

It's a shocker no one suggested this, but perhaps he was abused at an early age...

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 2 April 2012 10:27

Well that explains a few things, doesn't it?

reenkaur 7

Monday 2 April 2012 10:29

omg! i agree everyone is wierd in one way or the other, but this guy has got some serious issues!!!!

Hts777 4

Monday 2 April 2012 10:29

Awkward..

julijohn 0

Monday 2 April 2012 10:36

Super creepy!!!! ?

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