By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

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Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML
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rockhound 0
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Well, his mom IS awesome.

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madmadd 0
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awkward silence... especially caus u have no shirt on...

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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threesome? come on! you know Im not the only one thinking it....right?

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MrsLender_fml 3

So what? Climb on top of him and then say "Okay and now I'll show you how awesome I am!"

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mz_booty 0

lol competion in the bedroom!!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Op, take your little mommas boy and show him how to be a man(;

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RedPillSucks 31

While singing at the top of her lungs... her: In just seven days, I can make you a Maaahaaahaaahaahaaannn!! him:Maamaaaaaaa ooooohhoooooh. Didn't mean to make you crrrryyyyy!

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sourgirl101 28

27 knows what's up!(: OP massages are the best! Gotta love a man that's great with his hands!(: On you, not just himself)

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sourgirl101 28

27 knows what's up!(: OP massages are the best! Gotta love a man that's great with his hands!(: On you, not just himself)

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ClickMyPicture 0
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27- Looks like you did your research

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zkchild 0

You gotta out Do her now.

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zakkyzebra 11

@56, rocky horror picture show ftw!

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priscilla_28 5
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Maybe his mom is awesome.

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SilenceIsSilver 0

Maybe she is, so why don't you grab him by the shirt, say "that's wonderful. Let's have sex." and get it on?

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rockhound 0
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Well, his mom IS awesome.

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WHAT_THA_PHUCK 0
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Your mom is really awesome!

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Zmeilerr 22
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moms are awesome

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GuitarNukka520 5

oh man that's gotta suckkkk

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lostness 0
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he was saying your boobs look like his moms. your boobs are old and saggy!

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movie141 0
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time a boob job

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Quest_ 13

Three hours and twenty two minutes!

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RedPillSucks 31

Quest, WTF??? OP, were you lying face up, or face down?

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mylifesucksserio 15

leave thats creepy, he shouldn't be thinking of his mother whilst your topless.

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cooldukenukem 2

you're

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mylifesucksserio 15

what

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forestqueenie 0

facepalm ugh

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iSitt 0

live fast die poor or live slow die rich

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stevenJB 25

Touché*

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Alleged_Cranium 7
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I smell a threesome.

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iliketurdles 7
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I was not aware they have a distinct smell?

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Alleged_Cranium 7
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They smell like "awesome". Which is kind of a mix of Patchouli and Astroglide.

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lovexbox 8

That's beyond awkward!

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