FML : Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity...

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Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ooblie - / Wednesday 8 December 2010 08:22 / United States

Intimacy

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By Mysanitywins | 10

#1812935 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:09

Mom-1 GF-0

By rockhound | 0

#1812909 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:06

Well, his mom IS awesome.

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By madmadd | 0

#1812896 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:03

awkward silence... especially caus u have no shirt on...

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1812959 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:12

threesome? come on! you know Im not the only one thinking it....right?

MrsLender_fml | 3

#1813320 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 01:00

So what? Climb on top of him and then say "Okay and now I'll show you how awesome I am!"

mz_booty | 0

#1813365 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 01:08

lol competion in the bedroom!!

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1813431 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 01:27

Op, take your little mommas boy and show him how to be a man(;

RedPillSucks | 30

#1813803 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 03:12

While singing at the top of her lungs... her: In just seven days, I can make you a Maaahaaahaaahaahaaannn!! him:Maamaaaaaaa ooooohhoooooh. Didn't mean to make you crrrryyyyy!

sourgirl101 | 21

#1813823 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 03:15

27 knows what's up!(: OP massages are the best! Gotta love a man that's great with his hands!(: On you, not just himself)

sourgirl101 | 21

#1813838 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 03:17

27 knows what's up!(: OP massages are the best! Gotta love a man that's great with his hands!(: On you, not just himself)

ClickMyPicture | 0

#1814527 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 05:38

27- Looks like you did your research

zkchild | 0

#1814605 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 06:09

You gotta out Do her now.

zakkyzebra | 11

#1816240 - Thursday 9 December 2010 12:57

@56, rocky horror picture show ftw!

By dragonaair | 5

#1812901 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:04

lol

priscilla_28 | 5

#1818290 - Thursday 9 December 2010 08:59

Maybe his mom is awesome.

SilenceIsSilver | 0

#2197033 - Friday 18 March 2011 01:17

Maybe she is, so why don't you grab him by the shirt, say "that's wonderful. Let's have sex." and get it on?

By rockhound | 0

#1812909 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:06

Well, his mom IS awesome.

WHAT_THA_PHUCK | 0

#1814763 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 06:51

Your mom is really awesome!

By Zmeilerr | 22

#1812911 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:06

moms are awesome

By Mysanitywins | 10

#1812935 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:09

Mom-1 GF-0

By GuitarNukka520 | 5

#1812956 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:12

oh man that's gotta suckkkk

Reyann | 0

#1816279 - Thursday 9 December 2010 01:11

yeaa

By lostness | 0

#1812973 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:13

he was saying your boobs look like his moms. your boobs are old and saggy!

movie141 | 0

#1813135 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:29

time a boob job

Quest_ | 13

#1813759 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 03:03

Three hours and twenty two minutes!

RedPillSucks | 30

#1813818 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 03:14

Quest, WTF??? OP, were you lying face up, or face down?

By mylifesucksserio | 15

#1812996 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:17

leave thats creepy, he shouldn't be thinking of his mother whilst your topless.

cooldukenukem | 2

#1813389 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 01:13

you're

mylifesucksserio | 15

#1813452 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 01:33

what

forestqueenie | 0

#1813608 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 02:25

facepalm ugh

Poomoobear | 0

#1814339 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 04:56

touche

iSitt | 0

#1814532 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 05:39

live fast die poor or live slow die rich

stevenJB | 22

#3907745 - Thursday 19 January 2012 07:20

Touché*

By Alleged_Cranium | 7

#1813026 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:18

I smell a threesome.

iliketurdles | 7

#1813226 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:43

I was not aware they have a distinct smell?

Alleged_Cranium | 7

#1813555 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 02:09

They smell like "awesome". Which is kind of a mix of Patchouli and Astroglide.

By lovexbox | 8

#1813054 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:22

That's beyond awkward!

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