Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML
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Mysanitywins
| 10
Mom-1 GF-0
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rockhound
| 0
Well, his mom IS awesome.
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madmadd
| 0
awkward silence... especially caus u have no shirt on...
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
threesome?
come on! you know Im not the only one thinking it....right?
come on! you know Im not the only one thinking it....right?
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MrsLender_fml
| 3
So what? Climb on top of him and then say "Okay and now I'll show you how awesome I am!"
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mz_booty
| 0
lol competion in the bedroom!!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Op, take your little mommas boy and show him how to be a man(;
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RedPillSucks
| 31
While singing at the top of her lungs...
her: In just seven days, I can make you a Maaahaaahaaahaahaaannn!!
him:Maamaaaaaaa ooooohhoooooh. Didn't mean to make you crrrryyyyy!
her: In just seven days, I can make you a Maaahaaahaaahaahaaannn!!
him:Maamaaaaaaa ooooohhoooooh. Didn't mean to make you crrrryyyyy!
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sourgirl101
| 28
27 knows what's up!(:
OP massages are the best! Gotta love a man that's great with his hands!(: On you, not just himself)
OP massages are the best! Gotta love a man that's great with his hands!(: On you, not just himself)
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sourgirl101
| 28
27 knows what's up!(:
OP massages are the best! Gotta love a man that's great with his hands!(: On you, not just himself)
OP massages are the best! Gotta love a man that's great with his hands!(: On you, not just himself)
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ClickMyPicture
| 0
27- Looks like you did your research
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zkchild
| 0
You gotta out Do her now.
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zakkyzebra
| 11
@56, rocky horror picture show ftw!
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dragonaair
| 5
lol
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priscilla_28
| 5
Maybe his mom is awesome.
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SilenceIsSilver
| 0
Maybe she is, so why don't you grab him by the shirt, say "that's wonderful. Let's have sex." and get it on?
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rockhound
| 0
Well, his mom IS awesome.
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WHAT_THA_PHUCK
| 0
Your mom is really awesome!
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Zmeilerr
| 22
moms are awesome
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Mysanitywins
| 10
Mom-1 GF-0
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GuitarNukka520
| 5
oh man that's gotta suckkkk
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Reyann
| 0
yeaa
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lostness
| 0
he was saying your boobs look like his moms. your boobs are old and saggy!
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movie141
| 0
time a boob job
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Quest_
| 13
Three hours and twenty two minutes!
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Quest, WTF???
OP, were you lying face up, or face down?
OP, were you lying face up, or face down?
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mylifesucksserio
| 15
leave thats creepy, he shouldn't be thinking of his mother whilst your topless.
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cooldukenukem
| 2
you're
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mylifesucksserio
| 15
what
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forestqueenie
| 0
facepalm ugh
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Poomoobear
| 0
touche
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iSitt
| 0
live fast die poor
or live slow die rich
or live slow die rich
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stevenJB
| 25
Touché*
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Alleged_Cranium
| 7
I smell a threesome.
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iliketurdles
| 7
I was not aware they have a distinct smell?
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Alleged_Cranium
| 7
They smell like "awesome".
Which is kind of a mix of Patchouli and Astroglide.
Which is kind of a mix of Patchouli and Astroglide.
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lovexbox
| 8
That's beyond awkward!