By ooblie - United States
  Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML
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  RedPillSucks  |  31

While singing at the top of her lungs...
her: In just seven days, I can make you a Maaahaaahaaahaahaaannn!!
him:Maamaaaaaaa ooooohhoooooh. Didn't mean to make you crrrryyyyy!

  stevenJB  |  25