By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

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Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML
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Well, his mom IS awesome.

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awkward silence... especially caus u have no shirt on...

threesome? come on! you know Im not the only one thinking it....right?

So what? Climb on top of him and then say "Okay and now I'll show you how awesome I am!"

lol competion in the bedroom!!

Op, take your little mommas boy and show him how to be a man(;

While singing at the top of her lungs... her: In just seven days, I can make you a Maaahaaahaaahaahaaannn!! him:Maamaaaaaaa ooooohhoooooh. Didn't mean to make you crrrryyyyy!

27 knows what's up!(: OP massages are the best! Gotta love a man that's great with his hands!(: On you, not just himself)

27 knows what's up!(: OP massages are the best! Gotta love a man that's great with his hands!(: On you, not just himself)

27- Looks like you did your research

You gotta out Do her now.

@56, rocky horror picture show ftw!

Maybe his mom is awesome.

Maybe she is, so why don't you grab him by the shirt, say "that's wonderful. Let's have sex." and get it on?

Well, his mom IS awesome.

Your mom is really awesome!

moms are awesome

oh man that's gotta suckkkk

he was saying your boobs look like his moms. your boobs are old and saggy!

time a boob job

Three hours and twenty two minutes!

Quest, WTF??? OP, were you lying face up, or face down?

leave thats creepy, he shouldn't be thinking of his mother whilst your topless.

facepalm ugh

live fast die poor or live slow die rich

stevenJB 25

Touché*

I smell a threesome.

I was not aware they have a distinct smell?

They smell like "awesome". Which is kind of a mix of Patchouli and Astroglide.

That's beyond awkward!