By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 228
You deserved it 4 344

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life_sucks225 13

you got the legendary mother zone while in a relationship.

Well I've heard that studies say people try to date those who resemble thier parents in a way.. So uh congrats?

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life_sucks225 13

you got the legendary mother zone while in a relationship.

Mom-zoned.

#13 I think you are getting down voted because #1 already clearly stated that.

JadeWinter 16

An ex did this to me. When we broke up, he was like "you've been a great girlfriend and mother to me" and I shit you not I nearly projectile vomited.

incoherentrmblr 21

Then you would've been the exorcist girlfriend...

lexiieeex3 32

That's just so friggen creepy.

What the hell does he do with his mother??? Run, bitch, RUN!!!

conman531 23

If you didn't say "bitch" you probably wouldn't have gotten down voted

Judging by your down vote #14, I think you could be mistaken

#14 number # 2 didn't say bitch anywhere in his comment next time try reading the comment before actually commenting yourself.

He did say bitch though...

I don't think the 'bitch' part was the reason for down votes- I think it was just #2's comment in its entirety.

Except he did #23....if you tried reading you'd see they did say it.

kristabelli 19

Crap 52 I tried to thumbs-up you but thumb-downed you by mistake. I agree that this lousy comment didn't need to call OP a bitch and I liked yours better.

Holy absolutely shit you gotta be kidding me!

I think he just wanted to touch your boobs

That was just weird as fuck.

3- I don't think telling a woman that she's like your mother is the best way to go about that

slutfactory 17

I wasn't aware that being motherly related to an increased amount of boob grabs.

Well I've heard that studies say people try to date those who resemble thier parents in a way.. So uh congrats?

I resemble my soon to be Mother-in-law!!!

Yea I also resemble my boyfriends mom. We both have blue eyes, blonde curly hair, short and skinny..kinda strange but whatever.

Sooooo. When's the wedding?

Well, if your relationship can survive that, it can probably survive anything. Be positive !

Sorry OP once you're in the mother zone there's no getting out.

Maybe you just smell like his mother..?

Maybe he has a thing for his mom... creepy

Major red flag right there!

Oedipus complex maybe?