Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my...

By involuntary waxing - 15/1/2012 09:00 - Canada

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

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By cartmen73 | 0

#3887920 - Sunday 15 January 2012 16:39

Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!

By ICATiger | 13

#3887950 - Sunday 15 January 2012 16:44

That's a sticky situation

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By cartmen73 | 0

#3887920 - Sunday 15 January 2012 16:39

Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!

OhHushDear | 11

#3888012 - Sunday 15 January 2012 17:12

^^ That's disgusting.

shanemaximo | 7

#3888068 - Sunday 15 January 2012 17:23

They have gorilla glue. Bottle it and sell it, maybe as...clam glue?

attaboy368 | 20

#3888200 - Sunday 15 January 2012 18:05

gross but totally funny~

skyguy89 | 0

#3888310 - Sunday 15 January 2012 18:35

There once was a young couple named Kelly, who now live belly to belly, because in there hast, they used library paste, instead of petroleum jelly.

ravingroadkill | 11

#3888599 - Sunday 15 January 2012 19:56

That's unusual? Oh crap...

Capt_Awesome137 | 0

#3888798 - Sunday 15 January 2012 21:03

1-maybe thats the plan...

43trauts | 14

#3891320 - Monday 16 January 2012 6:03

Just imagine if a guy was inside of her during these secretions. His penis would be glued to the inside of her vaginal wall! Penis captivus anyone?

TimeDisposalEngi | 14

#3891356 - Monday 16 January 2012 6:16

48 ahahahahaha win

Jonkbaby | 16

#3892594 - Monday 16 January 2012 12:00

op I hope you is girl or else this be really unusual

MissMae93 | 23

#3892902 - Monday 16 January 2012 14:20

119 - "You is girl"? I believe what you're attempt at a comment should say is "you are a girl." Grammar is your friend, you should use it every now and again.

greatness101 | 0

#3893245 - Monday 16 January 2012 15:47

Wow, 121. You should listen to your own advice. Makes you look real stupid when you make the same grammatical, punctual, and spelling errors.

GoLincecum | 3

#3894211 - Monday 16 January 2012 19:28

121, Don't bitch at someone for grammatical errors, when you completely fucked up that sentence.

rocklare18 | 7

#3896728 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:26

She'd be walk around with her bf like that condom commercial

mattmadden | 0

#3900029 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:50

121- your not you're. I "believe" the tables are turned friend. (mysterious laughter)

By witchdoctor1 | 9

#3887923 - Sunday 15 January 2012 16:40

Uhhh. I don't wanna know what kinda meds would cause THAT. Sounds worse than what you may have (whatever that maybe. I don't know)

attaboy368 | 20

#3888208 - Sunday 15 January 2012 18:07

yeah I was wondering what the heck she was taking and what the heck for too...gross and weird and I hope it isn't contagious!

missamazinggg | 12

#3889768 - Monday 16 January 2012 1:12

Because you can get it through the Internet

NuTrees | 9

#3891399 - Monday 16 January 2012 6:31

That is horrifying! Eh to have a glue like substance ooze out of your vagina and stick your underwear to your skin. Ehk what man made medicine can do to the body.