By involuntary waxing - 15/01/2012 09:00 - Canada

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Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML
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cartmen73 0

Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!

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cartmen73 0

Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!

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shanemaximo 7

They have gorilla glue. Bottle it and sell it, maybe as...clam glue?

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skyguy89 0

There once was a young couple named Kelly, who now live belly to belly, because in there hast, they used library paste, instead of petroleum jelly.

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Capt_Awesome137 0

1-maybe thats the plan...

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43trauts 14

Just imagine if a guy was inside of her during these secretions. His penis would be glued to the inside of her vaginal wall! Penis captivus anyone?

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Jonkbaby 22

op I hope you is girl or else this be really unusual

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MissMae93 23

119 - "You is girl"? I believe what you're attempt at a comment should say is "you are a girl." Grammar is your friend, you should use it every now and again.

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greatness101 0

Wow, 121. You should listen to your own advice. Makes you look real stupid when you make the same grammatical, punctual, and spelling errors.

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GoLincecum 3

121, Don't bitch at someone for grammatical errors, when you completely ****** up that sentence.

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rocklare18 7

She'd be walk around with her bf like that condom commercial

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mattmadden 0

121- your not you're. I "believe" the tables are turned friend. (mysterious laughter)

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witchdoctor1 9

Uhhh. I don't wanna know what kinda meds would cause THAT. Sounds worse than what you may have (whatever that maybe. I don't know)

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attaboy368 20

yeah I was wondering what the heck she was taking and what the heck for too...gross and weird and I hope it isn't contagious!

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missamazinggg 12

Because you can get it through the Internet

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NuTrees 9

That is horrifying! Eh to have a glue like substance ooze out of your ****** and stick your underwear to your skin. Ehk what man made medicine can do to the body.

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minisquid 9

DocBastard, can you tell us what this is?

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JenDanielle917 13

I can imagine the horror through the internet.

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crazyarsedfly 14

*shudder* Not sure I want to know what causes that...

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djphoenix18 1

Thanks for ruining my day.

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lovealwaysx 0

*pukes up the pancakes I just had for breakfast*

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Fiskerz 0

Thumbs down because I want pancakes ;(

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biglittlehead 12

I had waffles!

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quite_bored 9

*Pukes up pancakes you just had for breakfast*

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RedPillSucks 31

Warm breakfast, anyone? Anyone?

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tifani322 13

That's.... Interesting. Have fun trying to unstick yourself :)

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gary_bush2000 2

Hey that is pretty crazy

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Pelreskovich 11

Unusual vaginal secretions.. Interesting, hopefully your boyfriend is into that.

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

Vaginal secretion fetish? That's a new one :3

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CaptainPickles72 18

Rule 34...

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kelsey_katie 17

No exceptions. ^^

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Fjeldfe 8

That's some weird side effects! Hope you're not going to be on it for long :/

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