Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called... - FML

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

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Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

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Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 20:34 - United States - Johnston

Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML

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Freudian slip

By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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Top comments

jbizzle2688 6

Monday 2 April 2012 8:50

Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Monday 2 April 2012 8:52

That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit

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kfinch7 10

Monday 2 April 2012 15:13

Omg WTF

luckoirish14 6

Monday 2 April 2012 16:12

Awkward..

HeyHey_Star 3

Monday 2 April 2012 16:47

Ohhhh wow!!!!! Well at least he loves his family???

efemel94 7

Monday 2 April 2012 16:48

Anyone from Norwich

kiki122012 5

Monday 2 April 2012 16:53

Mommy issues? B-P

ImSoEffedUp 10

Monday 2 April 2012 17:34

Wow, a whole new meaning to Mama's Boy.... A sad one, but still....

itscuzimshort 0

Monday 2 April 2012 18:09

tell him he's grounded now!! gosh people just need to laugh and get your undies out of your butt! it was an accident... I'm sure we all have said something with out thinking as a natural reaction. I feel bad for your boyfriend on how embarrassed he must feel now.

kylesgirlforever 12

Monday 2 April 2012 18:16

That's really creepy. Maybe you should stay quiet next time so you don't make another mistake lol;D

afropuffjake 9

Monday 2 April 2012 18:17

Maybe he meant mamasita and you didn't let him finish?

jsprackman 11

Monday 2 April 2012 18:33

Whata momas boy

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