Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called...

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Same thing different taste

By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 674

You deserved it 2 370

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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You deserved it 44 060

By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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You deserved it 4 359

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 580

You deserved it 47 163

By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 947

You deserved it 4 011

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 755

By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 199

You deserved it 8 125

Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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You deserved it 333

By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 20:34 - United States - Johnston

Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 806

You deserved it 4 005

Freudian slip

By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 10 228

jbizzle2688 6

Monday 2 April 2012 8:50

Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Monday 2 April 2012 8:52

That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit

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Old_Man_Jenkins 0

Monday 2 April 2012 8:58

This is just weird as ****.

NiveaKK 9

Monday 2 April 2012 9:00

Who's your mommy? ;)

scruffy_janitor5 1

Monday 2 April 2012 9:00

Oedipus complex?

Ruffclue 9

Monday 2 April 2012 9:02

most of the guys try to find same quality as their mom in a woman.

Sumo69 9

Monday 2 April 2012 9:03

He was probably breast-fed too long saw your booby's and called you mommy

chris36taylor 2

Monday 2 April 2012 9:03

Dafuq..?

omzz05 2

Monday 2 April 2012 9:05

Mom... That's ****** up

monkeywrench1 10

Monday 2 April 2012 9:06

We have a Freudian case on our hands here.

l0v3p4in 7

Tuesday 3 April 2012 6:06

OP: "Oh, Baby! Go deeper! Deeper!" OP's Boyfriend: *In a Barry White voice* "I love you, Mom!"

monkeywrench1 10

Tuesday 3 April 2012 21:53

Haha! Nice reference. Kudos!

ycrem0n 21

Monday 2 April 2012 9:10

Oh the mom jokes you could make on this one, that's so disturbing.

MidnightRyder 9

Friday 11 August 2017 9:54

copious amount of opportunity

El_Grande_Dick 0

Monday 2 April 2012 9:11

Nobody knows how to make it better like mommy!

Mister_Triangle 21

Monday 2 April 2012 9:50

By kissing 'it'?

MzViKki 4

Monday 2 April 2012 10:52

Lmao

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Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML

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Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

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Same thing different taste

Knock next time please

Pick your moments, dude!

Freudian slip

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