Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called...

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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You deserved it 2 370

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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You deserved it 44 063

By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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You deserved it 4 359

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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You deserved it 47 167

By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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You deserved it 4 011

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 756

By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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You deserved it 8 125

Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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You deserved it 333

By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 20:34 - United States - Johnston

Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML

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You deserved it 4 005

Freudian slip

By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 10 228

jbizzle2688 6

Monday 2 April 2012 8:50

Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Monday 2 April 2012 8:52

That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit

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redredblood1 7

Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:50

In more ways than one!

KendratheUnicorn 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:55

No, god no. :(

Scoutman 5

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:22

Run like the wind!!!

Zangetsu67 5

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:17

Wincest?

Reyreylovesu1 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:26

incest much

kay_princess14 7

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:34

Awkward on so many levels

ashley28 2

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:48

That's really freaky I would have run away

phatdaddy62 23

Tuesday 3 April 2012 9:59

Naked? Down the street?

acetheone 8

Tuesday 3 April 2012 11:42

screaming eureka?

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 3 April 2012 13:39

Is he diddling his mom?

mnashty 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 14:22

Hi:)

mnashty 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 14:28

I called my gf my best friends wifes name

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Same thing different taste

Knock next time please

Pick your moments, dude!

Freudian slip

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