By killercow - 19/04/2011 16:19 - United States

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Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML
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Death_From_Above 0
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nice try guy. but she's right

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vinzk_fml 6
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haha your mom is awesome.

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Death_From_Above 0
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nice try guy. but she's right

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bloobelly 0
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That was terribly unfunny...

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TayonaC 10

your guys eyes are really pretty :) -10

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ifyouseekamy666 0

op you're probably proof that it doesn't work

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Macromartyr 3

If you're old enough to be having sex, you're more than capable of doing your own laundry...

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mcintosh123 15
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#10 I love my third arm.

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ImInABox 6
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41- That's a very good point. And you're old enough to learn to check your pockets beforehand. Shame shame.

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iLikeWaffles155 5
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I'm into octopussies! jk

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princessbits 17
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76, your picture is a win

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JojoChuo 8
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I agree with 87 xD

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killerpenguin4 9
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72, I have 7 arms are you into that? lol

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Hide_Yo_Kids 0

76 I gave you a thumbs up for your picture xD

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nalia18 8
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76 i would have taken the one in the bak... whaatt? Its easier to jump out and run for your life in the bak... just sayin

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22cute 17

YDI for making your Mom do your laundry, for leaving crap in your pockets like a child, for freaking just because you have a parent who's comfortable with sexuality.

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greendaygirl112 0

wow..... not really an fml

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vinzk_fml 6
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haha your mom is awesome.

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Smoofy_Bliss 3

I agree hah. That's something my mom would do!

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ImaWiseGuy 5

well, op's mom does make a valid point....

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Tuesdays76 0
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Box of condoms: $5.99 Cheap bottle of booze: 16.00 A mother with a sense of humor: Priceless.

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ImInABox 6
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Can I take the booze?

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docscientist 9
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$16 for a bottle of booze? Jesus!

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mimi_animee 18
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op's mom is awsome!!! :D if i was a guy and my mom found a comdom in my pocket she would freak and ground me forever ahaha XD

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KiddNYC1O 20

85- My mom would freak if she found nothing in my pocket. Protection first!

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FNFPhilly 0
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OP's mom is lucky she didn't flip a shit this isn't an FML more like a TML

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worksux31 0
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you can't? damn it now someone tells me!

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Katie_the_Great 6
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haha wow, a Chuck Norris pokemon card!

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sirdolittle 0
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Everybody knows that you can use them only twice. After the first time, simply turn it inside out !

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yuggi1 11
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lol. This reminds me of a picture in fail blog about a granny hanging washed used-pads. Eww.

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flickyourbic1223 7

42 The first time I read your comment I thought it was a joke about the Chuck Norris pokemon card and then I read it again. I must admit, it was much funnier the first time.

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sirdolittle 0
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Well, at least I tried ! And it was more an attempt at saying something stupid, than funny. But I don't get how it would be funny about the chuck Norris card. Then again, most of the Norris-jokes won't even make me smile, so ...

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khaya 9
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Recycling is saving the environment, that's why I recycle everything including condoms.

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ImInABox 6
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^This explains the rise in population of prom night dumpster babies.

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KasCiaYr 0
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Do not forget to recicle your sperm. It's very nutritious.

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sailorzoe 14

good advice?

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thesparkman97 0
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I almost threw up because of those tattoos. Your prof said not to judge you from them, im not, theyre just N A S T Y.

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FinnaHolla 0
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Well. I must have been using them completely wrong this whole time then! I could have sworn "condoms" were fancy party balloons.... that's why my grandmas birthday party was so awkward..,

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TheJester12 15
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don't be silly, grandparents don't believe in condoms, thus the rampant amount of std's raging in our senior population. gross, I know.

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SofaKingFast 0

Haha 9. It's funny cause it's true :p

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mattmadden 0

Haha how'd you know?

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mattmadden 0

Haha how'd you know?

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mimi_animee 18
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that just made my day!!! :D

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RainbowHeadache 2

At least she can make a joke out of it.

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saraitkddh 47

it's the best way to avoid such awkward situation

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TheJester12 15
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"honey, you know how I feel about you playing with mini waterballons inside the house"

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3DLoli 0

If your condoms are like mini water balloons, you have a problem.

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TheJester12 15
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w8 I thought it was normal to use mini waterballoons as condoms......I mean, they save me a shit ton of cash and they come in a variety of fantastic colors... what's the problem? :)

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jessxoxo28 5
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lmao awkward moment much?

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russellbrandon33 0
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hey you about to have a birthday! happy birthday!

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