By killercow - 19/04/2011 16:19 - United States

By killercow - 19/04/2011 16:19 - United States
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nice try guy. but she's right
That was terribly unfunny...
#10 I love my third arm.
41- That's a very good point. And you're old enough to learn to check your pockets beforehand. Shame shame.
I'm into octopussies! jk
lol 38
76, your picture is a win
I agree with 87 xD
72, I have 7 arms are you into that? lol
76 i would have taken the one in the bak... whaatt? Its easier to jump out and run for your life in the bak... just sayin
haha your mom is awesome.
Box of condoms: $5.99 Cheap bottle of booze: 16.00 A mother with a sense of humor: Priceless.
Can I take the booze?
$16 for a bottle of booze? Jesus!
op's mom is awsome!!! :D if i was a guy and my mom found a comdom in my pocket she would freak and ground me forever ahaha XD
OP's mom is lucky she didn't flip a shit this isn't an FML more like a TML
Haha true
you can't? damn it now someone tells me!
haha wow, a Chuck Norris pokemon card!
Everybody knows that you can use them only twice. After the first time, simply turn it inside out !
lol. This reminds me of a picture in fail blog about a granny hanging washed used-pads. Eww.
Uh oh...
Well, at least I tried ! And it was more an attempt at saying something stupid, than funny. But I don't get how it would be funny about the chuck Norris card. Then again, most of the Norris-jokes won't even make me smile, so ...
Recycling is saving the environment, that's why I recycle everything including condoms.
^This explains the rise in population of prom night dumpster babies.
Do not forget to recicle your sperm. It's very nutritious.
I almost threw up because of those tattoos. Your prof said not to judge you from them, im not, theyre just N A S T Y.
Well. I must have been using them completely wrong this whole time then! I could have sworn "condoms" were fancy party balloons.... that's why my grandmas birthday party was so awkward..,
don't be silly, grandparents don't believe in condoms, thus the rampant amount of std's raging in our senior population. gross, I know.
that just made my day!!! :D
"honey, you know how I feel about you playing with mini waterballons inside the house"
w8 I thought it was normal to use mini waterballoons as condoms......I mean, they save me a shit ton of cash and they come in a variety of fantastic colors... what's the problem? :)
lmao awkward moment much?
hey you about to have a birthday! happy birthday!
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nice try guy. but she's right
haha your mom is awesome.