Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML
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Death_From_Above
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nice try guy. but she's right
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vinzk_fml
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haha your mom is awesome.
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Death_From_Above
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nice try guy. but she's right
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bloobelly
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That was terribly unfunny...
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TayonaC
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your guys eyes are really pretty :)
-10
-10
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ifyouseekamy666
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op you're probably proof that it doesn't work
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Macromartyr
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If you're old enough to be having sex, you're more than capable of doing your own laundry...
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mcintosh123
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#10 I love my third arm.
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ImInABox
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41- That's a very good point.
And you're old enough to learn to check your pockets beforehand.
Shame shame.
And you're old enough to learn to check your pockets beforehand.
Shame shame.
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iLikeWaffles155
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I'm into octopussies!
jk
jk
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freddyisepic
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lol 38
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princessbits
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76, your picture is a win
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JojoChuo
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I agree with 87 xD
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killerpenguin4
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72, I have 7 arms are you into that? lol
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Hide_Yo_Kids
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76 I gave you a thumbs up for your
picture xD
picture xD
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nalia18
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76 i would have taken the one in the bak... whaatt? Its easier to jump out and run for your life in the bak... just sayin
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22cute
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YDI for making your Mom do your laundry, for leaving crap in your pockets like a child, for freaking just because you have a parent who's comfortable with sexuality.
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greendaygirl112
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wow..... not really an fml
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vinzk_fml
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haha your mom is awesome.
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Smoofy_Bliss
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I agree hah. That's something my mom would do!
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DboyCorleone
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This
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ImaWiseGuy
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well, op's mom does make a valid point....
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Tuesdays76
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Box of condoms: $5.99
Cheap bottle of booze: 16.00
A mother with a sense of humor: Priceless.
Cheap bottle of booze: 16.00
A mother with a sense of humor: Priceless.
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ImInABox
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Can I take the booze?
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docscientist
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$16 for a bottle of booze? Jesus!
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mimi_animee
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op's mom is awsome!!! :D if i was a guy and my mom found a comdom in my pocket she would freak and ground me forever ahaha XD
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xo_kat_xo
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???
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KiddNYC1O
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85- My mom would freak if she found nothing in my pocket. Protection first!
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FNFPhilly
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OP's mom is lucky she didn't flip a shit
this isn't an FML more like a TML
this isn't an FML more like a TML
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Nhk_fml
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Haha true
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worksux31
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you can't? damn it now someone tells me!
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Katie_the_Great
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haha wow, a Chuck Norris pokemon card!
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sirdolittle
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Everybody knows that you can use them only twice. After the first time, simply turn it inside out !
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yuggi1
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lol. This reminds me of a picture in fail blog about a granny hanging washed used-pads. Eww.
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cuddleme
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Uh oh...
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flickyourbic1223
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42 The first time I read your comment I thought it was a joke about the Chuck Norris pokemon card and then I read it again. I must admit, it was much funnier the first time.
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sirdolittle
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Well, at least I tried !
And it was more an attempt at saying something stupid, than funny.
But I don't get how it would be funny about the chuck Norris card. Then again, most of the Norris-jokes won't even make me smile, so ...
And it was more an attempt at saying something stupid, than funny.
But I don't get how it would be funny about the chuck Norris card. Then again, most of the Norris-jokes won't even make me smile, so ...
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khaya
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Recycling is saving the environment, that's why I recycle everything including condoms.
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ImInABox
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^This explains the rise in population of prom night dumpster babies.
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KasCiaYr
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Do not forget to recicle your sperm. It's very nutritious.
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sailorzoe
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good advice?
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thesparkman97
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I almost threw up because of those tattoos. Your prof said not to judge you from them, im not, theyre just N A S T Y.
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FinnaHolla
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Well. I must have been using them completely wrong this whole time then! I could have sworn "condoms" were fancy party balloons.... that's why my grandmas birthday party was so awkward..,
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TheJester12
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don't be silly, grandparents don't believe in condoms, thus the rampant amount of std's raging in our senior population. gross, I know.
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SofaKingFast
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Haha 9. It's funny cause it's true :p
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mattmadden
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Haha how'd you know?
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mattmadden
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Haha how'd you know?
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mimi_animee
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that just made my day!!! :D
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RainbowHeadache
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At least she can make a joke out of it.
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saraitkddh
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it's the best way to avoid such awkward situation
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TheJester12
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"honey, you know how I feel about you playing with mini waterballons inside the house"
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3DLoli
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If your condoms are like mini water balloons, you have a problem.
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TheJester12
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w8 I thought it was normal to use mini waterballoons as condoms......I mean, they save me a shit ton of cash and they come in a variety of fantastic colors... what's the problem? :)
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jessxoxo28
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lmao awkward moment much?
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russellbrandon33
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hey you about to have a birthday! happy birthday!