By blocked_by_fire - United States - Pullman
  Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML
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By  kill3rs  |  0

Should have used your cum!

  mickypequi  |  13

Yea! Then you can enjoy shower sex at whoever's house you have to stay at after your place burns down!
And when someone asks how does it feel to lose everything you own, you can say "doesn't matter, had sex".

  GoW_Chick  |  14

Stereotypes can be funny if your timing is just right, and know how to to deliver a good punch line, but its always off and on with those kind of jokes.

  MrsPegg  |  45

Mind if I jump in on this blonde topic? Ok then! . . . My good friend is a blonde and after having this exact lengthy conversation, we realized that it's not that blondes are stupid/ditzy, they just don't give a fuck. (For those blondes out there who take this seriously, I'm not saying you're dumb because you don't care). All women are awesome no matter what hair color. And oh my gosh, I just realized any woman (or person in that matter) is capable of making a mistake! *gasps*


That stereotype is ridiculously inaccurate. Find a new overused joke, possibly a slightly less annoying one? You're just insulting your own intelligence by classifying about a third of the world as stupid simply because of the hair color they were born with.. That's just my two cents.

  zolziski  |  11

I always believed that the "dumb blonde" jokes were at the expense of fake blondes. The ladies who cannot go out to the mailbox in the morning without their face and believe that their bottle blonde and fake tan looks fantastic.

Quick question:
How many blonde jokes are there?
None. They're all true.

*takes a bow*

  ladyLALAA  |  28

I'm a natural blonde and I bleach it lighter, in 2 years I'll be a cosmetic nurse, stereotypes suck! However, blonde jokes are funny so you should all chill!