devilcb

About Devilcb

A day without blood is like a day without sunshine. Once this baby hits 88 miles an hour your gonna see some serious shit.

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I agree, my mouse works.
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100 kick-ass comments
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One more and it's business time
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Devilcb's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 November 2010 07:14 / United States

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CambodianAsshole - / Tuesday 25 December 2012 06:41 / United States - Placentia

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cumhole - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 02:32 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it