By ooops - 03/09/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML
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So you didn't stop when you heard the first two tyres being slashed?

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breakingbenjamin_fml 0
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hahahahahahahha i bet her friend had read the sign and just wanted her to back up for shits and giggles

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nuked 0
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So you didn't stop when you heard the first two tyres being slashed?

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chipmunk95 0
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you would be a woman @op

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breakingbenjamin_fml 0
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hahahahahahahha i bet her friend had read the sign and just wanted her to back up for shits and giggles

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Contra 0
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You're not even supposed to back up - drive out and back in again. YDI.

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alison91896 0
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Fett: that was a sexist and unnecessary comment. are you from somewhere where women have no rights or something?

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TysonFawlay 0
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Remove the "retarded" and I agree with him though.

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bskballa92 0

Lol it would be a woman.

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Dbag320 0

We all know bitches can't drive.

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1stFail103163 0

good luck loosing your virginity with an attitude like that! :D *thumbs up*

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1stFail103163 0

previous post^ @ the funny little sexist boys

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phreshboi 1

lololololololol #20 and the key word is when you siad carelessly

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adidaman 3
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the only thing that bitch should be driving is a dick

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Matt_192 6

too bad you don't have one

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Dwayzee 2
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Or even feel them going over the spikes in the first place?

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ayechick 2
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I thought so too !! ???

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untoldfame 3
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Great job dummy! Im amazed you were able to get your license at all!

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glamourgigi2741 0

Don't be rude it wasn't her fault

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joHnnycsU 0
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usually you hear your tires going over. Guess you didn't hear the tires being torn either.

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zeal 0
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Wow...you kinda deserved it, but it was also partly your friend's fault for wanting to read the sign after you had already passed it.

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the_stereotype 0

it happens a lot, but YDI for not even reading the sign in the first place. you're in a parking lot, it's not like you were going too fast to take the time to read the whole thing

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idratherbewrestl 0

ydi for being a dumbass

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v1knownaz_chris 0
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moron, didnt you feel the bump and see it with the spikes in it, when you drove over it coming in xD *facepalms* idiots

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DailyWeekend 0
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I wanna know how fast she was backing up that she couldn't hear/feel the back tires pop to at least only have 2 out instead of all 4.

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alex5419 1
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there are special spikes that only slash ur tires if ur going the wrong way...it's too keep people from getting in or running away with something important

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Vaetrus 0
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Did you not read what you are replying to? They said how come the driver could not hear the first two tires going... not why spikes came up at all... -.-

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Flamersplamer 0

YDI for reversing inside a parking lot just to read a sign.

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GhettoToaster 0

haha nice

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TheTruth1428 0
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YDI. Not only were you stupid enough to not notice you were sign in the first place, but then you also didn't notice the bump as you hit the spikes, then also shredded not only your back tires like a moron, but kept going and shredded all your tires. I call fake on this.

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