By Jason199615 - 17/04/2012 18:11 - United States - Marshfield

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 367
You deserved it 2 717

Same thing different taste

Top comments

step 1. always be sure to clear browsing history.

Well leave the history page up and search "how to kill and hide your wife's body without being caught". That'll teach her.


step 1. always be sure to clear browsing history.

step two: threaten wife with gun-shaped lighter and demand answers!

Step 3: kill the bastard she's thinking about having an affair with.

Step 5: google the best place to bury a dead body

Siri can tell you where to hide a dead body!

hotPinklipstick 24

81- I've asked Siri that before her response was shocking. She gave me the address of two dumping sites and a construction site.

I never knew how many steps there were for cheatin. It's brilliant! Especially the alpaca.

41- unless the guy knows she's married, it's not his fault and he shouldn't have to suffer just because OP's wife is a cheating *****.

Forgot to mention searching isn't a crime!

Danads 2

You just ruined it and killed the joke

FunSized88 10

81- I'm wondering why you asked siri that.. Hiding something? ;)

thenoobftw 3

Step 8: Escape to Mexico while eating a a taco.

Step 9: Act like it never happened if people ask.

After getting the llama you go straight to step 8. Lets go to mexico!! Arriba arriba!!

Link5794 18

Step 11: Have the damn affair already. Be sure to put your alpaca to use here.

-66 You do realize you skipped step 5, right?

doglover100 28

That's crazy. Siri could tell you how to do anything even illegal

But I don't know anybody named Al Paca, only his brother Bob Paca. :-(

#89: Only TWO sites?! Siri's not trying very hard, is she?

jonnied23 20

Now you should search "1-800-SLAP-A-HOE".

Nightwing98 22

You should search for better jokes...

What harm have hoes done him? There's nothing in the FML about injuring himself while farming or gardening.

TheElderTROLLZ 15

2 - *Ho (First-time grammar Nazi)

satansdaughter90 0
Skills69 0

Why would you search a number dumbass

littlemissalex 3

2 would have an easier time finding good jokes if he was a Hufflepuff.

^ what? Hufflepuffs aren't exactly renowned for their humour...

No, but they are exceptionally good Finders.

MoonPhase123 4

Well, it's obvious now that you have to confront her about this.

icrest80 4

This fml has already been posted on here....

perdlx 2
Donat96 20

Entertaining to hear teenagers give their views on how a married man should divorce based on a single post. Keep up the good work everyone! I'll definitely keep you in mind if I need marital advice...

Well congratulations OP, you might have been able to stop her before she started!

Torva_fml 16

I would've just re-oPened the search, and left it on the screen. Troll that attempting-cheater...? Bitch. (not sure how the hell I should word that...)

Print screen and email it to yourself as evidence...

hey I love that show your profile pic is off of lol go excaliber! soul eater is awesome

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Wow I'm sorry:/ divorce her ASAP.

lukep135 6

Because divorce is always the answer any time problems come up >.>

4 - Divorce shouldn't be considered before OP confronts his wife. Unlikely as it may be, it could be a joke on her part, or she is planning to have an affair.

Doesn't mean the relationship isn't repairable.

Thumbs down just for having a douche picture haha

xXxIracebethxXx 14

129 - Bieber is her inspiration. I thumbed her down for that.

nofearjenshere 12

I thumbed her down because everyone else was doing it, damn peer pressure.

Have you seen any of the psychological experiments on peer pressure or authority? Some of them can get pretty scary.

Have you ever been through a divorce? Not exactly a snap of the finger solution, nor anywhere close to the best one.

itsgen 16

I'd want to diverse my spouse if he was ******* planning on cheating! C'mon planning it?? Idk what other great ways to loose someone's trust completely

Or it could be that OP's wife is searching for a friend who believes that her husband is having an affair but doesn't know what signs to look for. *nancy drew*

You are obviously insecure if you are searching your computers history.

Ravena1213 0

How does that make him insecure? Maybe he was looking for a website he recently viewed but couldn't remember the name of.

dmmcintyre3 8

Looking for a page you visited last week makes you insecure?

I search my history all the time to find a page that I looked at before but forgot to bookmark. Don't make assumptions. EDIT: Ha, 2 people beat me to it.

C94_ 0

How does that make you insecure? Waoh....

Woooooow so he catches his wife and hes insecure. How bout considering the ****** **** whos wanting to have an affair insecure. She obviously needs another dick to feel better about herself. Looks like someone has an insecure future ahead of them.

Do you not look through your browsing history,? For I am sure we all do & that's sign of insecurity. -.-

aclumsypolarbear 2

So I guess you just assumed that since he found that, that meant he went into the browsing history looking for evidence that she is cheating?

zayn_malik 4

Umm would you like to explain how searching your history makes you insecure? Everybody checks theirs.... :) lmfao

Don't stop, gang! #6 needs to know how foolish she was on the Internet...about the Internet. Wow, layers of humor!

thiscrazything 1

Damn, people, you know there is a good chance he had an idea of something wrong in his relationship and was looking for clues from where his wife had been. Not everyone is innocent. Also, most affairs, there is more than one person who holds all of the blame.

1crabbygirl 10

I don't see how checking your computer history is insecure, I'm not sure if you meant something different and used the wrong word but like 14 said, the reason he was checking it probably wasn't to snoop, just to re visit a website

luckyd880 12

What OP needs to do now is google "divorce attorney and states law on adultery during marriage" and then leave the page open for wife to see. She will never think twice again about cheating.

No you idiot he was just making sure all his **** was deleted duh :p

xplainphrox 8

I often check my pc's history to see if I've been to a website that I'd like to revisit!

Uhh...I'm pretty sure there can't be more than ONE person holding ALL of the blame..

SillyLilly6686 2

You're obviously retarded just In general.

BradTheBrony 19

I... I-I was searching it for a friend...?

TheElderTROLLZ 15

"I was searching it for my other husb- I mean friend, I swear!" OP: *Bitch-slap*

Well leave the history page up and search "how to kill and hide your wife's body without being caught". That'll teach her.

It'll teach her to carry a concealed weapon around at all times, that's for sure!

Uhhhh....abusive threats are no solution to marriage crisis.

schindler12345 24

That would probably get the cops called on him.

GreenAppleDP 0

Well, I guess now you can give her her first lesson. Sorry OP.

Give a lesson to Ur wife about having an affair? Am I missing something...

Yes, you are. He's saying he could teach her, as part of her first lesson, to delete her History.

GreenAppleDP 0

Thank you, 39. That was exactly what I was meaning.