Sexy morning

By Anonymous - 15/01/2020 00:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML
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nemcali 34
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Your sister is an idiot. Get her back HARD.

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RichardPencil 30
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What!!! She ran back into a kitchen fire? Did she need to save her Keurig machine? I mean, the K-Cups are expensive, but damn!!!

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nemcali 34
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Your sister is an idiot. Get her back HARD.

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slowhandjp 16
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Give your sister a taste of her own medicine 💉

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thefmlman2011 35
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At least you weren’t naked

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DanJames24 14
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He may as well have been lol

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RichardPencil 30
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What!!! She ran back into a kitchen fire? Did she need to save her Keurig machine? I mean, the K-Cups are expensive, but damn!!!

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Nico711 17
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I highly doubt there was a kitchen fire

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protoskore 27
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time to gently pee on her bed while she's sleeping and accusing her of bed wetting

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HonestAbe500 7
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i tried that and it fails. They said they knew because you don't pee from your face, but I doubt it.

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protoskore 27
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sounds like you need to work on your aim, and possibly your knowledge of anatomy

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Cristinita83 13
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What did you do to her?? I don’t want to assume, but this is probably an ongoing feud and that’s just the last anecdote.

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HonestAbe500 7
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Yeah because if a guy gets assaulted by a girl then he did something wrong

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distortedcognition 17
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Your sister is awesome! That’ll teach you a man goes down with the ship, or a burning house

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JuggaloChris85 4
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Dude your sister needs serious psychiatric help. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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throw her make up outside

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mfranks19891989 10
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Brother vs sister prank war Brother: 0 sister:1

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JackFaire 27
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oh did they also have a prank war alongside this? where is that story?

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