By Anonymous - 15/1/2020 00:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Sexy morning

Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only in boxers. FML

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By nemcali | 33

#7874263 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 1:33

Your sister is an idiot. Get her back HARD.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7874282 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 2:54

What!!! She ran back into a kitchen fire? Did she need to save her Keurig machine? I mean, the K-Cups are expensive, but damn!!!

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By nemcali | 33

#7874263 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 1:33

Your sister is an idiot. Get her back HARD.

By slowhandjp | 12

#7874267 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 1:44

Give your sister a taste of her own medicine 💉

By thefmlman2011 | 31

#7874278 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 2:30

At least you weren’t naked

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DanJames24 | 10

#7874893 - Friday 17 January 2020 13:08

He may as well have been lol

By RichardPencil | 27

#7874282 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 2:54

What!!! She ran back into a kitchen fire? Did she need to save her Keurig machine? I mean, the K-Cups are expensive, but damn!!!

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Nico711 | 17

#7874399 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 14:42

I highly doubt there was a kitchen fire

By protoskore | 26

#7874305 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 6:54

time to gently pee on her bed while she's sleeping and accusing her of bed wetting

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HonestAbe500 | 7

#7874484 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 22:15

i tried that and it fails. They said they knew because you don't pee from your face, but I doubt it.

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protoskore | 26

#7874875 - Friday 17 January 2020 11:49

sounds like you need to work on your aim, and possibly your knowledge of anatomy

By Cristinita83 | 11

#7874353 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 10:13

What did you do to her?? I don’t want to assume, but this is probably an ongoing feud and that’s just the last anecdote.

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HonestAbe500 | 7

#7874485 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 22:15

Yeah because if a guy gets assaulted by a girl then he did something wrong

By distortedcognition | 16

#7874360 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 10:57

Your sister is awesome! That’ll teach you a man goes down with the ship, or a burning house

By JuggaloChris85 | 4

#7874372 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 11:58

Dude your sister needs serious psychiatric help. 🤷🏻‍♂️

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 15

#7874373 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 12:01

throw her make up outside

By tabby cat tidbit | 4

#7874384 - Wednesday 15 January 2020 12:38

she's a damn sociopath.