Sexy morning

By Anonymous - 15/01/2020 00:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML
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Your sister is an idiot. Get her back HARD.

What!!! She ran back into a kitchen fire? Did she need to save her Keurig machine? I mean, the K-Cups are expensive, but damn!!!

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Your sister is an idiot. Get her back HARD.

Give your sister a taste of her own medicine 💉

At least you weren’t naked

He may as well have been lol

What!!! She ran back into a kitchen fire? Did she need to save her Keurig machine? I mean, the K-Cups are expensive, but damn!!!

I highly doubt there was a kitchen fire

time to gently pee on her bed while she's sleeping and accusing her of bed wetting

i tried that and it fails. They said they knew because you don't pee from your face, but I doubt it.

sounds like you need to work on your aim, and possibly your knowledge of anatomy

What did you do to her?? I don’t want to assume, but this is probably an ongoing feud and that’s just the last anecdote.

Yeah because if a guy gets assaulted by a girl then he did something wrong

Your sister is awesome! That’ll teach you a man goes down with the ship, or a burning house

Dude your sister needs serious psychiatric help. 🤷🏻‍♂️

throw her make up outside

Brother vs sister prank war Brother: 0 sister:1

oh did they also have a prank war alongside this? where is that story?