FML : Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a...

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Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chinesef000d - / Saturday 29 August 2009 05:38 / United States

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By redbluegreen | 40

#523958 - Saturday 29 August 2009 12:10

By beating them with one of your other frying pans, this fixes the problem.

By Darth_Taco | 14

#523952 - Saturday 29 August 2009 12:06

Wow. Make them pay for it? Don't do what I would do (hunt them down and beat the crap out of them).

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By Darth_Taco | 14

#523952 - Saturday 29 August 2009 12:06

Wow. Make them pay for it? Don't do what I would do (hunt them down and beat the crap out of them).

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birds_fml | 7

#524548 - Saturday 29 August 2009 20:38

Or keep your stuff locked up in your own room. Sometimes, the only way to deal with roommates is to keep your things locked up away from stupid people.

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Zamax | 0

#814198 - Monday 1 February 2010 2:27

It would have been hilarious if you grabbed the still burning hot pan and chucked it at your roomates like a javelin. BOOM headshot!

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zharks1010 | 18

#6291677 - Saturday 16 May 2015 1:26

Why not with the frying pan on fire?

By redbluegreen | 40

#523958 - Saturday 29 August 2009 12:10

By beating them with one of your other frying pans, this fixes the problem.

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Luckster | 0

#523971 - Saturday 29 August 2009 12:24

That's too nice....they should be beaten with the still-burning frying pan.

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redbluegreen | 40

#523977 - Saturday 29 August 2009 12:34

But not without first grabbing their oven mitts, of course.

By Drakon_fml | 7

#523973 - Saturday 29 August 2009 12:26

I'm an asshole, but I imagined that, and I laughed. That said, I voted in your favor.

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the_stereotype | 0

#524157 - Saturday 29 August 2009 16:37

I won't lie, I laughed when I saw that the part you were most upset about was your good frying pan.

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Ligerie | 0

#524406 - Saturday 29 August 2009 19:40

good pans are harder to find than one might think. I'd beat the shit out of them

By McFail_fml | 4

#523993 - Saturday 29 August 2009 13:15

Everyone knows you fight fire with fire..
Get a lighter and some lysol and torch that shit!!

By oogyboogy | 6

#524003 - Saturday 29 August 2009 13:31

YDI for having a "good frying pan"

By ydi_bitch | 0

#524004 - Saturday 29 August 2009 13:34

YDI for sleeping with fire

By blalien | 0

#524011 - Saturday 29 August 2009 13:52

So set their hair on fire while they're asleep.

What's that smell? Justice!

By sevenalive | 0

#524021 - Saturday 29 August 2009 14:19

That's ok, find something they like and jerk off on it, then say it's there problem now

By BikerMike | 0

#524024 - Saturday 29 August 2009 14:24

burn something of theirs and hit them with the frying pan

By msw52 | 0

#524028 - Saturday 29 August 2009 14:28

i think you've got bigger problems than their use of your "good frying pan"

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