By chinesef000d - 29/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML
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redbluegreen 40
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By beating them with one of your other frying pans, this fixes the problem.

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Darth_Taco 14

Wow. Make them pay for it? Don't do what I would do (hunt them down and beat the crap out of them).

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Darth_Taco 14

Wow. Make them pay for it? Don't do what I would do (hunt them down and beat the crap out of them).

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birds_fml 7

Or keep your stuff locked up in your own room. Sometimes, the only way to deal with roommates is to keep your things locked up away from stupid people.

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Zamax 0
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It would have been hilarious if you grabbed the still burning hot pan and chucked it at your roomates like a javelin. BOOM headshot!

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zharks1010 18

Why not with the frying pan on fire?

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redbluegreen 40
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By beating them with one of your other frying pans, this fixes the problem.

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Luckster 0
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That's too nice....they should be beaten with the still-burning frying pan.

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redbluegreen 40
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But not without first grabbing their oven mitts, of course.

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Drakon_fml 7
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I'm an asshole, but I imagined that, and I laughed. That said, I voted in your favor.

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the_stereotype 0

I won't lie, I laughed when I saw that the part you were most upset about was your good frying pan.

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Ligerie 0

good pans are harder to find than one might think. I'd beat the shit out of them

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McFail_fml 4

Everyone knows you fight fire with fire.. Get a lighter and some lysol and torch that shit!!

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oogyboogy 6

YDI for having a "good frying pan"

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ydi_bitch 0

YDI for sleeping with fire

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blalien 0
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So set their hair on fire while they're asleep. What's that smell? Justice!

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sevenalive 0
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That's ok, find something they like and jerk off on it, then say it's there problem now

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BikerMike 0

burn something of theirs and hit them with the frying pan

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msw52 0
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i think you've got bigger problems than their use of your "good frying pan"

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