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Did you know you can use a bagel to operate your touch screen? I also wrote this with a bagel. Try it.

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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

2%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

93%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

43%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

3%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

5%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

12%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

17%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

3%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

6%

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Archay's favorite FMLs

Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 7 June 2013 19:32 / Canada - Montr?al

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By regstl / Saturday 1 June 2013 06:21 / United States - Beaverton

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 May 2013 20:33 / United States

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:36 / United States - Battle Creek

Today, I was riding in my friend's car. We passed by a group of cute guys standing by the curb with their skateboards so we slowed down to whistle at them. We then noticed the ambulance taking their friend away on a stretcher. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 27 December 2011 00:45 / United States

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Up and coming moderator

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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

It's in the can!

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50 quality comments

I agree, my mouse works.

100 kick-ass comments

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A new thumb

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

Judgmental

YDI Master

One more and it's business time