FML : Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no...

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jerf - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 00:56 / Canada

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By HumansSuck | 0

#335720 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:31

Now you can say you did it in a burning building :D

By Juggalette_623 | 8

#335701 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:26

Thats a mood killer right there.

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By Juggalette_623 | 8

#335701 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:26

Thats a mood killer right there.

mich23 | 10

#335704 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:27

so true, just be happy she didnt leave you XD

hecuva | 0

#336464 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 04:45

LOL are you kidding... this could have turned into a great night.... tell the firemen both of you can't walk and when they come to pick you up throw them on the bed and have some fun!!! the other firemen will get the job done and you'll have the time of your life :P

nike1 | 0

#336589 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 05:35

heheh, i really love this website! :)

DebitOrCredit | 0

#338664 - Thursday 25 June 2009 05:14

THREESOME!

lolwtfwasthat | 0

#948051 - Monday 15 March 2010 02:17

amen

By PaperMoon | 0

#335703 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:26

There's always next time...?

By etchasketchy | 0

#335708 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:27

thats hilarious. nice location.. me to.

By Sugar_lipsXo | 0

#335712 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:29

hahaaaaaa shoulda kept it in your pants!

By HumansSuck | 0

#335720 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:31

Now you can say you did it in a burning building :D

nike1 | 0

#336595 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 05:37

lol, good one!

Books4Me | 0

#336914 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 07:50

LOL too true!

By Kris10Kris | 0

#335748 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:42

#6 agreed!

By the33dude33 | 0

#335752 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:43

Haha... Is your girlfriend hot?

IDoNotHaveAIDS | 0

#335762 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:46

Wouldn't been if not for those kind firemen.

IDoNotHaveAIDS | 0

#335819 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 10:13

Would've*

By Sir_Patrick | 0

#335766 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:49

Now there's a story for your grandkids!!

By amstillives | 0

#335773 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:51

Go take a lap.

genius_man16 | 0

#336376 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 04:21

wtf you're so dumb I doubt you even know what that means anyway, I don't get why this is a FML? Your girlfriend didn't dump you, you were saved by firemen from potentially burning up and dying. So what? It's not like you'll never be able to have sex again.