Love: Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening...

By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 19/03/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

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By DanJames24 - 24/05/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, my flatmate woke me up early, saying there was a fire and we had to evacuate. Barely awake, she practically dragged me downstairs and got to the front door. Once we got there, she opened the front door, kneed me in the nuts, and pushed me out, locking it behind her. I was only in boxers. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2020 00:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were spending the night at a hotel. We were awoken at 3 a.m. by the fire alarm. We quickly got dressed, went down the stairs to the reception area… and were told that it was a false alarm. All because some jerk lit a cigarette in his room. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 08:01

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By GasFromThePast - 24/11/2018 16:40 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I smelled gas when entering my apartment. I checked everything and then left to seek help. I was told to call 911, which resulted in two firetrucks and 10+ firefighters, one of which was my high school sweetheart, entering my messy apartment and finding nothing wrong. FML

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By Akashi - 22/07/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch and his legs were on my lap. We heard a loud firework from somewhere outside our window, we both jumped and I felt the pain of him kicking me in the nuts. FML

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By wahhh - 08/08/2011 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my neighbour from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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HumansSuck 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:31

Now you can say you did it in a burning building :D

Juggalette_623 9

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:26

Thats a mood killer right there.

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Juggalette_623 9

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:26

Thats a mood killer right there.

mich23 10

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:27

so true, just be happy she didnt leave you XD

hecuva 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:45

LOL are you kidding... this could have turned into a great night.... tell the firemen both of you can't walk and when they come to pick you up throw them on the bed and have some fun!!! the other firemen will get the job done and you'll have the time of your life :P

nike1 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:35

heheh, i really love this website! :)

DebitOrCredit 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:14

THREESOME!

lolwtfwasthat 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:17

amen

PaperMoon 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:26

There's always next time...?

etchasketchy 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:27

thats hilarious. nice location.. me to.

Sugar_lipsXo 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:29

hahaaaaaa shoulda kept it in your pants!

HumansSuck 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:31

Now you can say you did it in a burning building :D

nike1 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:37

lol, good one!

Books4Me 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:50

LOL too true!

Kris10Kris 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:42

#6 agreed!

the33dude33 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:43

Haha... Is your girlfriend hot?

IDoNotHaveAIDS 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:46

Wouldn't been if not for those kind firemen.

IDoNotHaveAIDS 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 10:13

Would've*

Sir_Patrick 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:49

Now there's a story for your grandkids!!

amstillives 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:51

Go take a lap.

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:21

wtf you're so dumb I doubt you even know what that means anyway, I don't get why this is a FML? Your girlfriend didn't dump you, you were saved by firemen from potentially burning up and dying. So what? It's not like you'll never be able to have sex again.