Such lovely manners!

1 - I know! I usually ask girls if they'd like to come into the swaggin wagon before I put roofies in their drink. But It's all fun and games till someone calls the cops... I just wanted to be a gentleman, ya know?

Finishing like a SIR. ಠ_ರೃ

I'm sorry, but, where's the problem here?

Honestly before I opened the comments I was thinking the same thing.

Permission granted.

He didn't want to spread his seed without permission. Yes, quite a gentleman.

Like a sir!

Very considerate of him

No..to a true gentleman the lady always comes first.

Don't see the problem here... He sounds sexually like a dream!

Like a sir!!!!

I bet she said no

*silence*

I would give him permission, after all he did ask nicely.

You mean big soldier ;)

His foot long soldier

$5 foot long!!! Oh wait; we're talking about different foot longs...

I surely hope so for his sake, don't want anything going blue now. :p

Oh my god 126, possibly one of the worst days of my life was finding out what that was.

How adorable 133. I remember my devious days..giving boys blue balls if I wasn't a fan. Hehe

Well aren't you a heinous bitch

A whipped one.

@25 It's actually a very strong one. Could you hold it if you were not given permission? He is a sub, not a wimp.

A sarcastic one that will win him a hefty slap on the face, but absolutely no climaxing for him.

Like a sir.

Original comment there...

Is "like a sir" the new "like a boss"? :-O

"Like a sir" refers to something done like a boss, but with more class, grace, and/or elegance.

niner niner, we're going down

I agree with you 100% good point miss

i'm going with 39 on this one.

Well she could've been close, but he stopped to ask, which would ruin the moment.

"LEAVE AND DON'T CUM BACK!" That's the logical answer