By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

Spicy
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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razzberry 9

Such lovely manners!

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MrBrightside21 20

1 - I know! I usually ask girls if they'd like to come into the swaggin wagon before I put roofies in their drink. But It's all fun and games till someone calls the cops... I just wanted to be a gentleman, ya know?

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

I'm sorry, but, where's the problem here?

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sk83r641 4

Honestly before I opened the comments I was thinking the same thing.

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LMFAOwned 9

He didn't want to spread his seed without permission. Yes, quite a gentleman.

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U_GotitDude 18

Very considerate of him

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ICastillo 24

No..to a true gentleman the lady always comes first.

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zandalee 19

Don't see the problem here... He sounds sexually like a dream!

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FMLJFL 5

Hahaha, he wanted his little soldier to finally stand down.

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biasedshooter 24

You mean big soldier ;)

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SammyS2012 21

$5 foot long!!! Oh wait; we're talking about different foot longs...

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Shrouds 14

was permission granted?

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siickman 7

I surely hope so for his sake, don't want anything going blue now. :p

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EsotericBrent 29

Oh my god 126, possibly one of the worst days of my life was finding out what that was.

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mandachea10 8

How adorable 133. I remember my devious days..giving boys blue balls if I wasn't a fan. Hehe

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generalasskicker 12

Well aren't you a heinous bitch

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Eorlas 31

What the hell kind of question is that?

Werken247 14

@25 It's actually a very strong one. Could you hold it if you were not given permission? He is a sub, not a wimp.

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sarahshanghai 9

A sarcastic one that will win him a hefty slap on the face, but absolutely no climaxing for him.

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klovemachine 24

Is "like a sir" the new "like a boss"? :-O

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KillerPotato 14

"Like a sir" refers to something done like a boss, but with more class, grace, and/or elegance.

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honestsleep 9

He was just making sure you were as close to cumming as he was, so you could both get off together. Also, some girls hate when a guy comes without telling them... although I understand why the way he phrased it might've confused you.

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AndOtherDrugs 5

Well she could've been close, but he stopped to ask, which would ruin the moment.

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dan_in_wi 12

so... boyfriend? husband? or was it a "john"? the rules are a little different if he was paying for it! haha fyl though

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