FML : Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked...

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 25 June 2015 03:55 / United States - San Francisco

Intimacy

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By stieglar | 17

#6331727 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:50

Next time it happens push his head back down. Hard.

By A07 | 47

#6331720 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:43

I'm guessing he didn't really know he'd struck gold? Sorry OP

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By fpants2010 | 18

#6331708 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:38

That's a mood killer huh? Hope you were able to finish!!

IWishIWasObama | 12

#6332082 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:36

maybe he thought he was hurting her.

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6332481 - Friday 26 June 2015 4:49

Finishing is the most important thing here

By pauliegon | 18

#6331709 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:38

Must've been his first time? LOL

By Cads1 | 24

#6331710 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:39

At least you yelled his name!

EarlFug | 19

#6332436 - Friday 26 June 2015 3:16

Agreed, at least your guy is food!

EarlFug | 19

#6333220 - Saturday 27 June 2015 3:39

Whoops. At least your guy is good. Not food.

By Fiorella1 | 19

#6331716 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:41

At least you didn't yell someone else's name.

AnirudhR | 16

#6332085 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:40

I Wed thee Rachel

imhope | 23

#6357318 - Wednesday 22 July 2015 2:23

Aye haha love that show

By hoosiergirl94 | 31

#6331717 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:41

What an idiot

vampire623 | 6

#6332047 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:16

what abitch ^

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6332484 - Friday 26 June 2015 4:50

I gasped at the perfection of this comment and reply

By AndyPurdy | 30

#6331718 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:42

Lol,stupid

By A07 | 47

#6331720 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:43

I'm guessing he didn't really know he'd struck gold? Sorry OP

By AndyPurdy | 30

#6331723 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:47

Im guessing this is his first time

Mauskau | 35

#6331922 - Thursday 25 June 2015 16:57

Judging by your two successive comments which have both failed badly, in guessing it's your first time here. Welcome to FML, I'll be your guide.

By Hauclir | 14

#6331724 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:48

You sure it was the right name?

carebear1228 | 20

#6331778 - Thursday 25 June 2015 13:56

"I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name..." I'm pretty sure it was his name.

By stieglar | 17

#6331727 - Thursday 25 June 2015 12:50

Next time it happens push his head back down. Hard.

SubparAtBest | 23

#6331779 - Thursday 25 June 2015 13:58

Bruh this aint always good... especially when u cant breathe and shes pushing your head down. its the struggle.

WMidyette | 4

#6331818 - Thursday 25 June 2015 14:47

The struggle is real.

Malecent | 13

#6332096 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:46

a girl did that to me when I didnt know what sex was. I could barely breathe :(

SubparAtBest | 23

#6332422 - Friday 26 June 2015 2:43

#59 it appears you still dont.

Amorettex | 19

#6332429 - Friday 26 June 2015 2:57

Love it lol!!

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6332488 - Friday 26 June 2015 4:54

Talk about literally drowning in the pussy

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