By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

Spicy
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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Pleonasm 35

Say :"When my ****** is in ashes, you have my permission to climax" in a deep voice.

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

you think you can climax? I was born by a climax, moulded by it.

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Pleonasm 35

"Deshi basara! Deshi basara! " "What does that mean?" "Climax"

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Catkam623 27

You can climax when I ******* say so soldier, now don't ask again til my pussy is in flames and your dick has fallen off. That is the best reply.

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Pleonasm 35

Maybe so, but this was a Batman: The Dark Knight Rises thread, and you pooped all over it :(

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

calm down sexual partner, now is not the time for climax.

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Catkam623 27

I did not realize it was a dark knight thread thought it was more funny comment.

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xmaximusx 12

Shes getting laid and finds a reason to complain " PRICELESS"

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thatonename 7

I like this ^ way more than "doesn't matter, had sex".

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klovemachine 24

Doesn't matter...(nevermind) hangs his head in shame :-[

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MNBOY16 15

And what was your answer?

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jellyghost 12

Permission denied until further notice pending more oral stimulation.

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perdix 29

He sounds like a fine gentleman, what's wrong with you? He was willing to hold back for you to get in another ****** (or your first, or yet another fake). Good for him! The "ma'am" seems a bit formal. Perhaps he forgot your name, . . . Mulva?

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asb818 14

You dare accuse her of possibly faking orgasms? Women NEVER fake them ;-)

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Kibaruto 33

Nothing quite like getting the correct permissions from your commanding officer. You have a fine soldier, ma'am.

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buckdharma 36

This is the language you must use to be deemed '' sponge worthy.''

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perdix 29

His timing was not "random." Guys who can recognize the "point of no return" can delay their ****** for the pleasure of their partner. You're probably just used to the two-pump chumps.

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