FML : Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?"...

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Thursday 8 December 2011 10:37 / United States

Intimacy

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By mk58 | 31

#3702648 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:02

I'm speaking for many women here, but at least you get to reach CLOSE to an orgasm...

By DocBastard | 38

#3702662 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:05

Wow, what a generous guy. I bet he also offers to finish your fries before you're done with them. You know, out of the goodness of his heart.

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By roadie143 | 0

#3702630 - Thursday 8 December 2011 03:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

mauk | 0

#3702639 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:00

^ are you done?

aceman1992 | 9

#3703338 - Thursday 8 December 2011 08:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Turboblaze | 0

#3703371 - Thursday 8 December 2011 09:03

Sex is NOT boring

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3703478 - Thursday 8 December 2011 10:09

54- that may be the single most miserable attempt at a joke in the history of mankind. Bow your head in shame

aceman1992 | 9

#3704316 - Friday 9 December 2011 01:24

*bows head* I admit defeat.

mfjkr | 10

#3704335 - Friday 9 December 2011 01:29

I used to have sex, then I got an arrow to the knee.

broomsarecool | 0

#3705128 - Friday 9 December 2011 05:13

Has no one thought maybe he was trying to be considerate

Humanspider | 18

#3705519 - Friday 9 December 2011 08:28

Maybe she is

umm_Talk | 9

#3705774 - Friday 9 December 2011 09:48

It was nice of him to ask.

Missy612 | 14

#4474639 - Thursday 24 May 2012 03:00

How is anything that has to do with sex boring??Give me 2 reasons.Pregnancy and diseases do NOT count.

By mk58 | 31

#3702648 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:02

I'm speaking for many women here, but at least you get to reach CLOSE to an orgasm...

EvilDave | 13

#3702740 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:19

Your guy not getting you off? If you haven't talked to him about it or shown him what you like, then it is your fault.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3702745 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:21

A tip for guys is to take your time with your girl during sex. Girls take longer to warm up and get hot. Use more foreplay to warm her up. Seeing her enjoying herself makes you enjoy yourself even more...unless you are an egocentric douche.

kooochris1995 | 14

#3702931 - Thursday 8 December 2011 05:22

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mk58 | 31

#3702980 - Thursday 8 December 2011 05:39

At the moment it's not the case, 20, but I've been with several guys who don't understand anything other than their own satisfaction, regardless of how much you make them aware of your unhappiness with the situation. That's why they're all exes now!

MizzErikaHart | 8

#3703112 - Thursday 8 December 2011 06:38

32, after you made that point, I scrolled up and read the fml with a lisp and it became way funnier to me. Thanks!

JinxosGirl87 | 0

#3704214 - Friday 9 December 2011 01:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Dewgongong | 0

#3705017 - Friday 9 December 2011 04:33

I find that I reach orgasm usually at the same time my boyfriend does... We don't last long, haha.

SookyTurner | 4

#3706124 - Friday 9 December 2011 01:17

94 nothing wrong with that as long as yous both do it. OP youll know when shes done lol

By DocBastard | 38

#3702662 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:05

Wow, what a generous guy. I bet he also offers to finish your fries before you're done with them. You know, out of the goodness of his heart.

BeefyQueef | 5

#3702731 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

akayc32 | 0

#3702903 - Thursday 8 December 2011 05:16

18, sammiches better than sex? FYL.

JurassicHole | 5

#3703043 - Thursday 8 December 2011 06:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

akayc32 | 0

#3703463 - Thursday 8 December 2011 10:04

43, tell me more..

ucansuckit12 | 0

#3704046 - Friday 9 December 2011 12:35

More like goodness of his dick

BeefyQueef | 5

#3704624 - Friday 9 December 2011 02:59

29- well obviously in this case, yes, sandwiches are better than sex

By 2dog | 15

#3702664 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:05

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mk58 | 31

#3702679 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:08

I'm getting déjà vu here for some reason...

By unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#3702673 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

EvilDave | 13

#3702728 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:13

Actually, that sounds exactly like what might have been happening. Think about it for a few minutes.

Donniehw | 5

#3705172 - Friday 9 December 2011 05:24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

nolarboot | 10

#3707753 - Friday 9 December 2011 10:04

97 - I hereby ban you from using ellipsis marks for two months. Cut that shit out.

By horrorfreaknj | 1

#3702677 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:07

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peepeeparee | 0

#3702717 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:12

I'm hoping your comment was thickly ladeled with sarcasm. Otherwise, cheating on him because he decided to be a douche and stunt her climax isn't an exception. It's WAY more fun to plot and carry out revenge, lol.

DocBastard | 38

#3702781 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:33

Horrorfreaknj, it seems the idiocy of Jersey Shore is rubbing off on you and caused you to completely lose your fucking mind. There isn't a single thing in your comment with which I agree.

hamncheeseinit | 6

#3702819 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:44

8 is a f$&@ing bitch I bet she cheats on guys all the time you ska?kÿ whœr

permannator | 10

#3703098 - Thursday 8 December 2011 06:28

Dude... Wtf..

horrorfreaknj | 1

#3703312 - Thursday 8 December 2011 08:04

I really didn't expect anyone to agree with it. Nor do I expect anyone to agree with my idea for my "No Child Left Alive" Policy which encourages people to stop making excuses for the socially akward young men of this generation (never before has a generation been so useless & expendable) & instead encourages people to let the kids kill themselves. Harsh ? Perhaps ...

By perdix | 29

#3702688 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:08

Well, now you know to not go on a long car trip with him! My dirty talk is: "Is this real or fake? Real or Fake? Real or Fake?" It's not working out so good. Curiosity kills the cat . . . and the pussy.

SpruceDread4578 | 13

#3703465 - Thursday 8 December 2011 10:06

Or..go on the trip and totally ruin it with nonstop talking.

DQEight | 8

#3706194 - Friday 9 December 2011 01:47

Is this all there is? (lol)

racrbryce325 | 0

#3714763 - Sunday 11 December 2011 10:37

Clever, cause cats are pussys ha

By peepeeparee | 0

#3702693 - Thursday 8 December 2011 04:09

Well... if I were you, next time you two are doing the dirty... right as he's about to climax, hop off and go make yourself a sandwich. Upon returning, ask if he's done yet. Perhaps that'll begin to get the point across.