Intimacy: Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

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By evelynn - 20/05/2010 06:25 - France

Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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rofdoc 14

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

What a gentleman!

User57777 13

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

Did you give him permission?

Comments

SRU_Toronto 5

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:55

He has manners!

mofoitsthepopo 6

Tuesday 15 January 2013 4:04

Army'll do that to a man...

gary3768 13

Tuesday 15 January 2013 4:13

Lmao I love that

JayFoShizzle 4

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:09

FML? You have an awesome BF/Husband/Fiancé

ElTigre995 4

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:10

So? big deal.

kzai 16

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:25

Permission denied. First you must make me climax.

ilovefall10 21

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:34

So, let me get this right. If a man climaxes without warning, it's bad. If he asks to climax, it's also bad. You just can't win!

lovecrazy12 14

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:35

At least he didn't cum and then ask "did you feel that?"

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:47

If it's quite alright with you, I'd rather enjoy ejaculating in your ****** at the moment. Would you mind terribly?

panda_lou 11

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:57

Manners, bitches love manners.

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Too relatable.

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