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Looks like you'll be taking a late night adventure at 3am dressed all in black to retrieve the treasure you have lost.

That sucks OP hopefully everything inside is replaceable

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That sucks OP hopefully everything inside is replaceable

I hope you didn't have much money in there or any irreplaceable objects or photos. Sadly my first thought was "at least it wasn't your phone" until I realized a wallet full of stuff likely has more value.

Looks like you'll be taking a late night adventure at 3am dressed all in black to retrieve the treasure you have lost.

Dressed all in black? That's no fun. Dress up as a turtle and bring a pizza.

Holy shit. That's awful.

This can somehow be turned into a metaphor. Something about loosing money to a hole that's wet. Sorry about your wallet through OP.

Trying a little too hard bud.

Yeah, I must admit it's not my finest work. I Probably should stick to making funny obscure scenarios and bad puns.

Go down into the sewers and find it. Just watch out for clowns.

We all float down here.

That awful moment when a cliche really does come true... Sorry about your luck, OP!

Bye a stick and chewing gum to get your wallet.

Get on The Price Is Right and win you some Plinko!

Murphy's Law at its finest.

Time to put those fishing skills to use!