High maintenance?

Buy 4g

Just switch to one of your other boyfriends while this one is loading.

You can tell someone's been watching too much online porn when...

That darn buffering, always ruining a good thing, by happening at the worst possible time.

That what you get for having Dial up OP

The BF is high maintenance for sure!

This comment thread made my day. (:

YDI you need to get better boyfriendnet

what's a boyfriend net?? never heard that before! and shut up i thought this was pretty funny

2- you need to get better typingskillsnet

'boyfriendnet' is clearly a a bad pun of 'internet.' it's nothing to do with their typing, unless i'm missing something...

I'm missing a brain apparently because his pun went right over my head! I apologise :-)

Don't worry 35, it was just a totally shit pun

Or even Fringe... Walternet.

Nice cleavage

He must have learned from online porn.

That's really funny

Nice one

58-thats why people thumbed the comment up...

This FML made me laugh. But sorry to hear. On the bright side, ....

Wait, there is no bright side. Sorry!

'online porn'... Is there any other kind of porn?Unless... No I took that thought too far.

Back in the days before the Internet, there were ancient means of viewing sexually explicit content, coined "pornography magazines", or "porno mags" for short.

Your mom threw away your best porno mag.

Busted!

What do you think people did before the Internet? Squeeze their asscheeks together to make them look like boobs? C&H reference aside, they have porn magazines.

You need to get him out of the house. He's watching way to much Netflix or Hulu.

Or tell him the connection has slowed and he needs to go fix it and go faster.

Whoa whoa whoa she doesn't want him "going to fast"

No it's ok he was just buffering it happens to the best of ..(loading, please wait)... us. Phew.
And no one uses Hulu. ^^

33, speak for yourself.

I use Hulu they get stuff faster then Netflix

Am I the only one who noticed these two used to instead of too?

you sir/ma'am... are awesome for your comment! lol

Men have this problem when watching porn all the time. You just have to stay focused and in extreme circumstances you may need to refresh.

I see what you did there...

Did you? Did you really?

You have an awesome boyfriend... kind of.

HA!!

I literally laughed myself to tears after reading this one.

FML, indeed.

That should say FYL.

I was distracted. :)

No, your right. FYL for laughing yourself to tears over this. That, is just sad. I laughed, yes, but to tears? A little much, eh?

15- it was because you had tears in your eyes, you couldn't see the keyboard

71- if you knew half the shit that randomly comes up in conversations between my boyfriend & myself (strangely relating to this very FML topic), you'd laugh at this FML post until you cried, too. :)

Ahhh I see. :)

thanks for understanding. I LOVE the spongebob pic. :P

Funny. What are you going to do the next time he's close?

You need to upgrade from your dial-up boyfriend to a man with more bandwidth, (and maybe even more band length ;))

win

And don't forget to upgrade the hardware while you're at it ;)

And watch out for viruses

The next time your ontop and he's close go "If you'd like to see more buy a subscription for only 59.99 for two months" ahah

That's an amazing idea..

That is wicked funny lmfao "slow hand clap"

So true.

And then give him a china burn XD

Lol!