Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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tehslack
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Haha, moronic.
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OreosBeGooood15
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Hahahaha way to go mc lovin !
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tehslack
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Haha, moronic.
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OreosBeGooood15
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Hahahaha way to go mc lovin !
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thatguy888
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you said the same thing twice
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OreosBeGooood15
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Sounds like it's gonna be a start of a porn movie
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anlhawks
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youuuuu dummmmmmy lol Ü
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te_amo_ily
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hahahhahaha
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VegasSkiess
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I feel bad for the nurse. lol but fyl:p
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xFalzz
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Lol @ #13. My thoughts exactly
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the_flirtt
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ya but hey atleast you don't need male enhancement
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abcdefghijKayla
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smooth. very smooth.
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Crlnprz
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for all you know she could be turned on as well ;D
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the_flirtt
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I doubt it 24
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satanic_fml
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did she say "i can see why"
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Neex_fml
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27 would you say the same thing if it was you?
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Crlnprz
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well you never know
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the_flirtt
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hah of course not why would you ask that ? you curious *_*
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11colio11
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ydi for not herping a derp
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StoryOfTheYear
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This sort of situation is the one were you look back at it and you want to face-palm every time
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Freeze_fml
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#35 is one BAMF.
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the_flirtt
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hah ya no
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Arsonnist
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I bet sleep feels special.
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Arsonnist
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she*. Wow, I guess I need some sleep.
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firstdbzmaker
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13 - YOU WOULD KNOW!! lol
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hellokittywhore
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nurse: well let's change that shall we?
*shoves he roughly on table.*
chessy porn music starts playing.
btw # 60 your cutee ;D
*shoves he roughly on table.*
chessy porn music starts playing.
btw # 60 your cutee ;D
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Nena713
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Fyl for having a lump. I hope it's not too serious.
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LeighMoreno
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Ignorance, shhh..
Let them learn. :P
Let them learn. :P
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hellokittywhore
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it probably isn't him but whomever it is is cutee. I hate it when people font have pictures of themselves as their profile pic. or a car!!! that really bugs
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StoryOfTheYear
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Or you just be like me and post a smoking hot picture of yourself
I know you're all jealous
I know you're all jealous
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LeighMoreno
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Biancaaaa
Shut your face. :D
Shut your face. :D
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hellokittywhore
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the only thing hot in your profile pic is the fire on the background. XD
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Freeze_fml
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#90 just nailed a slam dunk.
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Generalx3
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Teehee. This made me laugh. you need to get laid. xD
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MyNameIsInvictus
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How old is the OP?
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YourEvilHero
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least it didn't happen with a male nurse
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TwoStrikeBadAss
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35 Everyone knows it doesn't count if you have to pay for it stop Bragging like your tough sh*t because you aren't sorry!
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BananaSticker
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Well at least she knows you aren't gay?
Here's a banana sticker to cheer you up OP.
:]
Here's a banana sticker to cheer you up OP.
:]
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XOIIO
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LOL it does!
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suppressed08
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should have just apologised to the nurse and got on with it...they're trained to deal with the human body and be emotionally detached.
should have thought more on what to say:P
should have thought more on what to say:P
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groovis
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35 I laughed harder at your posturing over being some pseudo-stud than I did at this FML! Thanks dude!
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selenagirl_fml
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lol op, smooth, just....smooth.
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chuchurocket
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22 is hot
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vballerlover07
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Don't think about to much, OP. That nurse has more than likely seen worse or has had men get erections during exams. Don't be to hard on yourself.
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cantfightfate
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reminds me friends when Ross tries to kiss his cousin. "I haven't had sex in a really long time." hahaha
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cantfightfate
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reminds me OF friends*
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elizzcbs13
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hahahahaha one of the many reasons I'm glad I'm a girl! that's embarassing. but I'm sure the nurse figured it was gonna happen.
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ImsoMikhail
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obviosly they didn't fuck because if they had he wouldn't have been posting this as a fml
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MarkerofMagic
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hahaha #90 that was great.
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Ruff_fml
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31 wins five internets.
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White_Fury
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90 is a winner! haha
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stewpididiot
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huhuughuh .. you said hard on... huhuughuh.
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Boygenius50
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#35=Virgin
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dudeitsdanny
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35 hasn't learned that masturbating to his Barbies isn't considered sex. I love when kids pretend to be badass.
OP- Consider her line of work. You're not her first erection, and won't be her last. You probably made it more awkward by talking about it, lol.
OP- Consider her line of work. You're not her first erection, and won't be her last. You probably made it more awkward by talking about it, lol.
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sexisbad
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lol nice pun
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knight0748
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shoulda tell her this is how you imagine you would lose you virginity...
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Trollz4daLULZ
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lucky for you, #84, my pic really IS me. Do you like what you see?
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StoryOfTheYear
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The funny thing about #90 is that that was the whole point of putting "smoking hot" in there was because I had a torch in it >.>
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kath3rin3tayl0r
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$10 says 35 is a virgin.
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mush_room
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You guys are funny :) I haven't put a picture up because I'm afraid a friend might recognize me on FML and it's fun to be anonymous. lol
And op, idk why that would even come out of your mouth. lol I would of just said "well that's embarrassing" u_u or nothing at all. :P
And op, idk why that would even come out of your mouth. lol I would of just said "well that's embarrassing" u_u or nothing at all. :P
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nateb1tch
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i hate the random boners that screw with us.. and hopefully it wasnt your full time dr or that would be awkward forever
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ygdrassil
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Then she looks up at you and seductively says, "Well we can fix that. I know how to get rid of one of these lumps."
That's from a porn movie.
That's from a porn movie.
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Troll_Hater
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35 is fuck face
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thatonek1d
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normally doesn't the doctor do the medical examinations?
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JohnGraveline
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Bow Chicka Wah wah!
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DncrHap
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brown chicken brown cow!
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paradocs7
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are your arms like really short, is that why ???
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helloello
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oh dangggggg, haha fml is harsh these days.
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helloello
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35, baller statusssss!
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mynewaccount
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lol!
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sc95060sc
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hahaha @132, exactly what I was thinking!!
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mellovesyuh
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#96 u look like u needd too get layed too so don't talkk KONICHIWA ;)
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chuk_norris_fml
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If you ask me it's more of an FML that you have a lump on your crotch than some hot chick who touched your shlong
Sounds like you got lucky on that one
Sounds like you got lucky on that one
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joemk2012
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Ha! I get it! "Hard" on yourself!
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astarwarsfan
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did she prescribe Viagra afterwards? xD
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sexycourtcourt
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dude that's sucks ass!! I feel bad for that nurse....
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TheStoryOfUs
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BAMFs are cool kids x)
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cbdee
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So true!!!
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princesspz
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lol yeah that's pretty dumb
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OreosBeGooood15
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Hahahaha way to go mc lovin !
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minesbiggerr
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WIN!!!!!!!
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PurplePigeon
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if that's your smartest, I would hate to hear, the dumb things you say.
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rileykins
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it's called sarcasm.
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PurplePigeon
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yes
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anlhawks
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niccceee lol way to go shoulda said well your hot and maybe you coulda got some digits ;)
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noobienick
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Just stop. You're retarded.
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too_dopee
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i dont see how thats the smartest thing to sayy.
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hellokittywhore
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omg!!! I love your hello kitty!!!!!!!!
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brycereid
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gay.....
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too_dopee
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you're gay
and thanks(:
and thanks(:
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Yung23
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lmao loser!!
u should have said I think it needs ah treatment bahaha
u should have said I think it needs ah treatment bahaha
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Cuppycake1488
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#7's name says it all. :/
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LeighMoreno
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So, #7.. When do you plan on changing that pic? :P
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StoryOfTheYear
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Do you not know what happened this summer in the NBA?
Your name explains :P
Your name explains :P
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Freeze_fml
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Must have been the story of the year.
Too bad basketball is boring.
Too bad basketball is boring.
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LeighMoreno
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Lol, Loren.
Freeze, basketball is pretty awesome. :P
What sport(s) do you watch then?
Freeze, basketball is pretty awesome. :P
What sport(s) do you watch then?
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StoryOfTheYear
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Freeze Freeze!
How dare you make a joke out of someones username! Disgraceful
Anyways, Basketball has more stuff going on than Football so I'm stuck with waiting for Favre to say he's coming back and LeBron going to Miami, but otherwise idc about it
How dare you make a joke out of someones username! Disgraceful
Anyways, Basketball has more stuff going on than Football so I'm stuck with waiting for Favre to say he's coming back and LeBron going to Miami, but otherwise idc about it
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marylovesyou8D
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hmmm, smooth move.
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hsshae
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did you poke her eye?
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5t3ff1k4h
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Giggity giggity, giggity goo!
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hahaFYL458
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