By Anonymous - United Kingdom
  Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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  suppressed08  |  2

should have just apologised to the nurse and got on with it...they're trained to deal with the human body and be emotionally detached.

should have thought more on what to say:P

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

35 hasn't learned that masturbating to his Barbies isn't considered sex. I love when kids pretend to be badass.

OP- Consider her line of work. You're not her first erection, and won't be her last. You probably made it more awkward by talking about it, lol.

  mush_room  |  0

You guys are funny :) I haven't put a picture up because I'm afraid a friend might recognize me on FML and it's fun to be anonymous. lol
And op, idk why that would even come out of your mouth. lol I would of just said "well that's embarrassing" u_u or nothing at all. :P

  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

Freeze Freeze!
How dare you make a joke out of someones username! Disgraceful

Anyways, Basketball has more stuff going on than Football so I'm stuck with waiting for Favre to say he's coming back and LeBron going to Miami, but otherwise idc about it