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By Anonymous - 10/01/2020 18:00

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Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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TCRII 29

At least it was a massive erection instead of a teeny tiny one....

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Hangryko 26
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Originally posted by Anonymous on July 23, 2010 from the United Kingdom.

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RichardPencil 30
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What you said didn't really matter. If it was indeed "massive," she'd be either turned on, frightened or creeped out.

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TCRII 29

At least it was a massive erection instead of a teeny tiny one....

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Hangryko 26
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Originally posted by Anonymous on July 23, 2010 from the United Kingdom.

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Kristoffer 35

No need to feel awkward. Nurses know that such examinations can cause spontaneous erections.

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julfunky 29

What I came to say. Unless she’s brand new this definitely wasn’t her first patient erection and it won’t be her last.

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bloopaloop 27

Don’t worry, that’s not creepy at all

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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"I have a boyfriend... Also, I'm just performing an examination."

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InnocenceBlue 37
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Stop reposting ffs

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J15237 25

I am sure that your nurse was prepared. Its okay and its a natural thing. What would have been cool if she played along and maybe touched you or something, but that type of shit probably only happens in movies.

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