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  Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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By  TCRII  |  29

At least it was a massive erection instead of a teeny tiny one....

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By  TCRII  |  29

At least it was a massive erection instead of a teeny tiny one....

By  J15237  |  22

I am sure that your nurse was prepared. Its okay and its a natural thing. What would have been cool if she played along and maybe touched you or something, but that type of shit probably only happens in movies.