Health: Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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By cocacola999 - 03/05/2014 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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By NoNotCats =^._.^= - 03/09/2013 08:17 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML

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By professionalmedicineman - 11/08/2016 19:25 - United States - Arlington

Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I blanked the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "Medicine man." FML

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By Kal - 19/06/2023 16:00

Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 22:28 - United States - Columbus

Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML

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Small talk fail

By notapervert - 28/02/2013 07:57 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML

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By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:28

"No, 'lefty' doesn't count. If you ever do, use a condom."

Zynris 10

Saturday 24 August 2013 6:32

Judging by your comment and profile picture, I am just going to assume you are white trash.

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WIDRR 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:23

LOL idiot

pingpongpickle 8

Saturday 1 May 2010 18:51

FIRST TO REPLY TO FIRST

dannnn_fml 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 0:35

SECOND TO REPLY TO FIRST! :)

bgurl 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:25

ahahaahahaahaha!!!

Anonymus101 4

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:25

YDI for saying that with no self-control.

funplex 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:25

LMAO, no, with a ******* animal. Dumbass.

MichelleSoFlyy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:25

aha, thats funny.

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:28

"No, 'lefty' doesn't count. If you ever do, use a condom."

T9FTW 20

Wednesday 9 January 2013 0:31

What about Jill!

666midnight 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:29

lol, owned =P

nomadxx7 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:34

Same as #4, YDI Off-topic: Stop the damn "first" on every FML. Seriously going to start reporting to get the first comment moderated away. Just getting annoying... /rant