Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I discovered that every time my period ends, I queef loudly and uncontrollably. I’m literally too embarrassed to see a doctor about this. FML
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idragosani 17
I'm sure she's seen everything
Nikki 17
Nurse here, don’t overthink it it’s really not that uncommon and we see much more embarrassing things than that
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Comments (10)
Rake 18
Why is that embarrassing? It sounds like a natural reaction to being touched
L0life29 6
did you get her #?
idragosani 17
I'm sure she's seen everything
Nikki 17
Nurse here, don’t overthink it it’s really not that uncommon and we see much more embarrassing things than that
wrecklesswfire 3
I heard a story of someone getting a prostate exam and making a mess
BurnInDemonFire 39
What could be more embarrassing than getting an erection in front of a woman? ******** yourself. Even if you're home alone. Ain't nobody got time for that.
dasin 18
im pretty sure if you shat yourself instead that would be worst... just sayin
maverick83 15
As a nurse, she's probably aware that boners are unintentional and don't always even indicate arousal.
melody rage 7
as a nurse, just know we see it A LOT& you shouldn't ne embarrassed. we will forget about it quickly!
Gubbon 17
There's actually hundreds of more embarrassing situations to get a boner. This is completely normal. The doctor is used to it.